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Quickie # 6 of 37! Pen me something funny. :P

10 entries; 1 winner.
No line limit but don't make it extremely long please.
New writes only!
Play nice and have fun!

Pen me something funny, I want to be rolling on the floor in pain from laughing so hard.

Use whatever you want as a prompt but make sure you put in your author notes where you got the inspiration.

I will read and comment every entry and then choose the one that made ME laugh the hardest. Make me cry from laughing!!!

Ready....Set....Go!!!!!!!!!

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on November 9
  • Rewards: Gold: 400
  • Final notes:
    Okay so all of the entries were terrific and brought a smile to my face, but the top three were the funniest to me. Of course, if anyone else had judged it'd probably be different for them, but that's just the way my brain works. Thank you all for entering! Congrats to gold,and the following two will recieve trophies also, I think.

Contest Winners

  1. password changed
    he put debit card into slot
    machine sought password
    by Venugopal 14 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 9 1:29 AM. In Thoughts, Society
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. crappy crap crap
    I cannot find a prompt to prompt my silliness, it seems
    perhaps I'll wallow here a while in mind created dreams
    by Macsword 26 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 9 4:35 AM. In Contest, Weird, Humor
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Sex
    Dee: Did you ever do it?
    Lily: Drugs?
    by Juno101 18 lines, 17 comments, on Nov 8 4:18 PM. In Dialogue, Funny
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. Bed Bugs
    The bugs are out there!!
    by Savalot 45 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 9 8:07 AM. In Humor, Life, Other, Weird
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. Giggle
    She lays on the floor
    Rolling left and then right.
    by cgbrookdale 11 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 9 1:20 AM
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. You Crazy Cat
    Here I am looking at my cat,
    He seems to think its very interesting, to listen to,
    by Only-Speak-YourMind 45 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 8 3:46 PM. In Humor, Cats, Weird, Contest, Humour
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • Dark-Ecanus27
    November 8
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    not very good at slapstick humor, i think ill pass on this one. ive gone off on an interesting writing spree. would love it if you checked out my latest 2 poems and tell me what you think about them.