"Hate My Life" by Theory of a Deadman
(click link to find song on my playlist)
Lyrics:
So sick of the hobos
always begging for change
I don't like how I gotta work and
They just sit around and get paid
I hate all of the people who can't drive their cars.
Bitch you better get outta the way
Before I start falling apart
I hate how my wife is always up my ass
She always wants to buy brand new things
But I don't have the cash.
I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right There's no end in sight
I hate my life!
How come I never get laid nice guys always lose.
How could she have another headache
There's always some kind of excuse
I still hate my job, my boss is a dick
I don't get paid nearly enough
To put up with all of his shit
I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right There's no end in sight
I hate my life!
I hate that I can't tell when a girl's underage,
You know, I tell her she's a nice piece of ass,
Then her daddy punches me in the face
So if you're pissed like me
Bitches, here's what you gotta do
Put your middle fingers up in the air
Go on and say "Fuck you!"
I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right There's no end in sight
I hate my life!
So much at stake, can't catch a break
I hate my life
No, it's nothing new hear "it sucks to be you"
I fuckin hate my life
Okay. Write something inspired by that song. Make it funny, make it angry, make it sad (I'm really hoping for stuff that's kind of funny and tragic at the same time - like the song).
Be creative. Don't be afraid to use language. Obviously it doesn't bother me. Just label it appropriately.
Make me laugh and feel sorry for you at the same time 
Rules:
Any length or style!!!
No prewrites.
HAVE FUN! VENT A LITTLE! 
(or a lot, your choice)
Just don't start any AP drama, ok? There's enough of that going around... don't you agree?
Closed for judging
- Closed for judging on November 21
- Rewards: Gold: 600, Silver: 300, Bronze: 100
- This is not an anonymous contest - the editors will be able to see your name.
Entries [10]
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Newsflash
I know your not brokeby LesbianOfLove 50 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 7 12:46 AM. In Friends, User, Gold digger, Frustration, Agitated, Immaturity, Fake• Commented on by judge. -
Straighten Your Ass Up!by GinaDiamond 33 lines, on Nov 19 4:21 AM. In Pain Love Hope Life Sad• Not viewed by judge.
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You said you cheated on me,
Ha! I've been cheating on you,• Not viewed by judge. -
Why do nice guys always finish last
And the assholes always get the girl• Commented on by judge. -
I throw back my head - and laugh
you think *you?* are my better half?by Babies Blues 53 lines, 10 comments, on Nov 7 1:10 PM• Commented on by judge. -
by Poetic-Theorem 27 lines, 19 comments, on Nov 8 6:59 PM. In Personal, Adult language, Contemporary, Controversial Rant, Contest, Noguest• Commented on by judge.
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Hmmmmm, see what my muse can do.
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yay
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Venting and ranting is grrr8!
These lyrics are d@ymn orgasmic
I'll be penning my @&#$ soon
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I'll try to come back to this one
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please do!!!!
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Allie
is any length ok????
i'll need plenty of fuckin' space
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any length is fine use all you need
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I love that song, play it all the time while DJ'n. Played it tonight as a matter of fact. But I don't hate my life. Just some of my stupid decisions.
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It is a great song isn't it?
I don't hate my life either, for the record - but this song makes me crack up every time I listen to it. It's just a great anthem for the working class song, you know?
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i love that song, lol. i saw them live a couple years ago and it was awesome! i wanna enter, but i'm worried i won;t do them justice [=
may be back.
xx. red.
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