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Get Well Lenny Contest

My good friend, Lenny Wankerstein has suffered a very serious injury and has been hospitalized with a splint after pulling a muscle - please write a Get Well card, it would mean the world to him, yank his heart strings

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on November 21
  • Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 150, Bronze: 75, Honorable mention: 4 people
  • Final notes:
    thanks for the laughs

Contest Winners

  1. by Ken J 29 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 5 11:06 AM. In Contest, Humor, Adult
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Dear Lenny we’re so sad as we can be
    over how you aren’t able to easily pee,
    by penman 17 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 5 8:35 AM. In Other, Humor
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. by whyspr 20 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 5 1:51 PM. In adult, funny, getwell
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. Lenny Wankerstein, the vivacious guy,
    never cared a damn for the bawlers;
    by chinmay 15 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 5 7:07 AM. In Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. Poor little Lenny came down with a pull
    of a muscle from acting a fool.
    by ShaShay 19 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 20 10:52 AM. In Contest, Humor, Get Better Soon
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. May your feet remind you
    of the strength you have inside,
    by Poetess12 13 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 5 6:38 PM
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • Elrenia
    November 5
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    Is this supposed to be humorous, or serious?


    • galfalfa gold member
      November 5
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      Categories: Humour, Lotsa fun, Ridiculous, Silly, Add one

  • Yvette Champ gold member
    November 5
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    A Yank-You Card

    So sorry to view your pain
    after too much tugging again

    sweet Lenny Wankerstein
    when the swelling in your head
    has finally abated
    you won't look like Frankenstein
    or regret we never mated!

    please don't think me remiss
    but til then
    we surely can not kiss


    get well faster than you got sorely
    it's a shame to yank your chain
    for you are so very poorly




    Lmao gal'

    love your humour
    thought I'd join in
    and hopefully add a grin







  • Balldinger silver member
    November 10
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    Ah, Lenny the Wankerstein - does that rhyme with teen or tine? I sure hope he ain't in too bad of shape. Last time I wrote a get well card for one of your friends, I almost got kicked off this site. I gotta be careful around you Gal...

    • galfalfa gold member
      November 11
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      LOL, as long as you dont ask, Is this suppose to be serious or humorous because i really thought everyone would know it was serious...please write me a serious card for Lenny's wanker stein which rhymes with teen or tine but not with guamole or assflower
      Lenny's a bit bent out of shape and it would really give him a lift.
      LOL, again...I remember when you almost got yourself banned I didnt laugh, honest


  • penman gold member
    November 21
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    Thank you for the silver. Congratualtions to all the winners

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