Hey guys,
I need some cute funny limericks about monsters for my 3 yr old. I dont want scary, but funny and CLEAN!!! nothing obscene, (although i know a lot of limericks are) we are trying to conquer the fear. Be creative and have fun!!!
If you dont know what a limerick is, click here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)
Closes in a week!! Oh btw, my son will be doing the judging
I need some cute funny limericks about monsters for my 3 yr old. I dont want scary, but funny and CLEAN!!! nothing obscene, (although i know a lot of limericks are) we are trying to conquer the fear. Be creative and have fun!!!
If you dont know what a limerick is, click here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)
Closes in a week!! Oh btw, my son will be doing the judging

Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on November 10
- Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50
- Final notes: WoW!! this was the funnest contest i have had so far!!! All of the entries were really good and i know everyone that has a contest says that, but they really were. My kid loved them. Please dont delete from contest because i want to be able to re-read them to him. Thanks again!! The winners where the ones that my son wanted to hear over and over again, so congrats to you guys!! Take care every and thanks for the fun entries!!!
Contest Winners
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A little green monster named Roy,
didn't like his brand new toy.• Commented on by judge. [remove] -
This moster likes to jump,
but he has a big fat lump,• Commented on by judge. [remove] -
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Entries [22]
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A dragon called Peter went flying,
By accident, he wasn't trying.• Commented on by judge. -
So a dino named Bill went to ski,
but he found that he couldn't quite seeby ZachP 5 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 3 5:26 PM• Commented on by judge. -
Tickle monster is near
You can tell if you can hearby bunnyslasher157 5 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 3 7:57 PM. In Humor• Commented on by judge. -
There once was a monster called Otto
who played the piano staccato• Viewed by judge. -
Oscar The Monster was slimey
His brother Marco, was grimey• Commented on by judge. -
A troll that lived high on a ridge
was pestered by Mikey the Midge• Commented on by judge. -
Those monsters...*sigh*by TheCSIgurl 6 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 4 9:21 AM• Commented on by judge.
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there once was a monster called Sam
he loved to eat lots of hamby funnybone 29 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 4 5:38 AM• Commented on by judge. -
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There once was a monster named Bob
Who was not very good at his jobby Keith E. Gerber 5 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 4 5:06 PM• Commented on by judge. -
Monsters come in many sizes.
Some could win some scary prizes.by Purrsanthema 5 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 4 7:39 PM. In Childrens Limerick• Commented on by judge. -
Frankenstein was mighty funny
So he thought he'd play a trick on bunny• Commented on by judge. -
freack funny fearless funky monster under my bedby swimmingkay 1 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 9 7:20 PM• Commented on by judge.
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Comments
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This is an awesome idea! I also have a 3 year old. Mine is scared of monkeys -- so goofy! Can't wait to read the entries!
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that is cute. mine thinks he has to put scary things in his room like dinosaurs and dragons to scare them away, but i think in turn it ends up scaring him...oh and he thinks his teddy bear is so scary to the monsters too hehe.
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my four yr old daughter came in the living room today saying her bear that tells stories is talking and its wicked lol could i please take it out of her room
shes had it almost 2 yrs it just got posessed i guess now its scarey
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haha that is so funny, my kid is also afraid of clocks, says that they tell him stuff, i guess he got it from me always saying, "the clock says it is bed time, dinner time, etc" so now he dreams it talks to him and tells him stuff so i had to take his out of his room.
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hee hee theres got to be a limerick in there someplace lol
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I enjoyed this contest, I wish limerick contests were held more often - thank you for hosting one.
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Congratulations to the winners and thank you for hosting

Gaylene
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