Oh this one is easy. I like to laugh, so help me out.
The rules are even easier.
What I have is a list of lines that you can chose from.
1) The line you chose must be added into your poem somewhere from the title to the end. You decide where you want to use it.
2) The poem must rhyme as they seem to be funnier when they flow off the tongue.
3) Please use spell check - I myself can't spell worth a toot.
4) This is a humor contest so no BooooHoooo's or Religion as neither fit the prompt.
5) No bashing anyone's poem that's for me alone...LOL just kidding seriously no bashing!
Those in the UK may adapt the lines to fit their speech pattern, but it must fall into the same category.
OKAY HERE ARE YOUR LINES....GOOD LUCK AND HAVE FUN WITH IT.
1) Are you stuck on stupid ?
2) Did you fall out of a tree and bump your head ?
3) I'm not looking for a date platter.
4) Have the no-neck special.
5) Spare us, please put on your shirt.
6) I'm not fat, my pants shrunk.
7) Does this make my butt look bigger.
The rules are even easier.
What I have is a list of lines that you can chose from.
1) The line you chose must be added into your poem somewhere from the title to the end. You decide where you want to use it.
2) The poem must rhyme as they seem to be funnier when they flow off the tongue.
3) Please use spell check - I myself can't spell worth a toot.
4) This is a humor contest so no BooooHoooo's or Religion as neither fit the prompt.
5) No bashing anyone's poem that's for me alone...LOL just kidding seriously no bashing!
Those in the UK may adapt the lines to fit their speech pattern, but it must fall into the same category.
OKAY HERE ARE YOUR LINES....GOOD LUCK AND HAVE FUN WITH IT.
1) Are you stuck on stupid ?
2) Did you fall out of a tree and bump your head ?
3) I'm not looking for a date platter.
4) Have the no-neck special.
5) Spare us, please put on your shirt.
6) I'm not fat, my pants shrunk.
7) Does this make my butt look bigger.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on November 15
- Rewards: Gold: 600, Silver: 400, Bronze: 200, Honorable mention: 5 people
- Final notes: Thank you for all your entries. I hope you had fun with this prompt contest. May your pens always flow.
Contest Winners
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Thought this here contest needed some refinements. I give you - The Redneck Sonnet• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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I went out one day to shop ,
at my favorite mall.by tarnished-angel42 43 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 2 2:18 AM. In Other, Contemporary, Contest, Humor, Personal, Thoughts, Weird, Rhyming
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by AliceinPoetryLand 42 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 11 5:43 AM. In Contest, Line Prompts, Rhyme, Humor Honorable mention
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Thank you for the offer,
I'm afraid I must decline,• Commented on by judge. [remove]
Gold trophy winner
Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
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I see once again you forgot that keys open doors, as I watched while you pushed so hard your body fell to the floor.
I saw you down at the lake the other day and you are such a beautiful woman that I adore.• Commented on by judge. -
Spare us and please put on your shirt
Or go and take a shower, flush off all the dirtby Katie Lazette 17 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 2 1:30 PM. In Contest• Commented on by judge. -
This is purely fictional. My Mom was wonderful. Tring to rhyme something with stupid is really hard.• Commented on by judge.
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Lol I have an idea swirling around in my head with one of the lines. I'm going to bookmark and try to come back later today with something.
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Great I was hoping you would join. If more time is needed let me know.
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Comgratulatioms to the winners and thank you for tha HM and for hosting
Gaylene
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Congratas to the winners! All the writes were great!
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