Okay. This is an attempt to give away my points. Well,
I'm not exactly giving them away. I vant you to vork for zhem.
The big idea:
Creativity beyond natural means. Don't impress me, impress yourself.
If you wrote it in the amount of time it takes for one to pass waste
with a generous grace period of an extra turd, then you should delete
and start over. I'm serious as a heart attack.
The criteria:
You... in top form.
The infernal reiteration of quantifiable trammels:
-If it doesn't rhyme, you get nothing.
-If it does not force you to use larger-than-necessary words to convey your
grand message, you will be awarded no points and I will drop-kick you off the planet.
-If there are misspellings, I will use the internet's vast capabilities to have a virus
break your fingers, and you will receive no points.
-If you reserve for three decades only to regurgitate an older poem with half
the caliber of the original piece of garbage, I will hire a hooker to give you
the Swine Flu, and award you no points.
-If you are still reading this and already have half of your poem written in your head, it is safe to assume that I will be plotting your death when I'm half-way through reading said poem, and will award you no points.
-If you are still interested in sufficing my needs:
Here's a more concise description for those of you who are having difficulty deciphering my interests.
-What your mother told me in a dream:
Rhyme, Meter, Use of Dictionaries, Thesauruses, Etc...
Cynicism, Sarcasm, Play-On-Words, Something About Shakespeare and Mussolini Playing Kismet Over a Glass of Eggnog With Too Much Brandy.
Math, Science, Cosmic Escapades, World History, Languages (Domestic and Foreign).
At Least Twenty-Four lines. Don't write an epic tale to rival the bible, but keep in mind that me likes 'em lengthy. Lawl.
More to come.
Remember, write, push yourself into a new level of creativity...
Great all your eens and defecate on your local news stand.
I'm not exactly giving them away. I vant you to vork for zhem.
The big idea:
Creativity beyond natural means. Don't impress me, impress yourself.
If you wrote it in the amount of time it takes for one to pass waste
with a generous grace period of an extra turd, then you should delete
and start over. I'm serious as a heart attack.
The criteria:
You... in top form.
The infernal reiteration of quantifiable trammels:
-If it doesn't rhyme, you get nothing.
-If it does not force you to use larger-than-necessary words to convey your
grand message, you will be awarded no points and I will drop-kick you off the planet.
-If there are misspellings, I will use the internet's vast capabilities to have a virus
break your fingers, and you will receive no points.
-If you reserve for three decades only to regurgitate an older poem with half
the caliber of the original piece of garbage, I will hire a hooker to give you
the Swine Flu, and award you no points.
-If you are still reading this and already have half of your poem written in your head, it is safe to assume that I will be plotting your death when I'm half-way through reading said poem, and will award you no points.
-If you are still interested in sufficing my needs:
Here's a more concise description for those of you who are having difficulty deciphering my interests.
-What your mother told me in a dream:
Rhyme, Meter, Use of Dictionaries, Thesauruses, Etc...
Cynicism, Sarcasm, Play-On-Words, Something About Shakespeare and Mussolini Playing Kismet Over a Glass of Eggnog With Too Much Brandy.
Math, Science, Cosmic Escapades, World History, Languages (Domestic and Foreign).
At Least Twenty-Four lines. Don't write an epic tale to rival the bible, but keep in mind that me likes 'em lengthy. Lawl.
More to come.
Remember, write, push yourself into a new level of creativity...
Great all your eens and defecate on your local news stand.
Closed for judging
- Closed for judging on November 12
- Rewards: Gold: 3333, Silver: 777, Bronze: 99
Entries [13]
1 - 13 of 13
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My friend from the north forget the snow
We have our lips now let us growby Lady Nightshade 44 lines, 7 comments, on Oct 29 5:12 PM. In Lyrics, Love, Life, Hope, Contemporary, Personal, Spiritual, Thoughts• Viewed by judge. -
JOLLY ROGERS AND RUM
by lonestar 42 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 29 8:56 PM. In Humor, Fantasy, My own style, Lost in thought
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by JToddUnderhill 120 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 30 1:29 AM. In Love, Personal, Thoughts, Romance, Dedication, Sensual• Viewed by judge.
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Yet existentialistic thought leaves us longing not to be nor to be naught,
but to concede with concepts we cannot perceive.
by WaterChild Reborn 25 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 29 11:20 PM. In Contest, Thoughts, Abstract, Lost in thought
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Love is such a tool
It's just a big lieby marqueseric 24 lines, on Oct 29 3:43 PM• Viewed by judge. -
Dawn brandishes its sabre
as it cuts across ribboned sky• Viewed by judge. -
Surging through the cavities and caves of having served
Confusion forming shape within my frying pan of nervesby jinglingjoy 30 lines, on Oct 31 12:02 PM. In contest, personal, life, relationship, reflection, thoughts• Viewed by judge. -
A metaphor is a meat map.
It’s meaty and it taps the meter.by cover fire hero 12 lines, on Oct 30 6:45 PM. In noguest• Viewed by judge. -
As the ghost of William Shakespeare schmoozed
with the spectre of the great Doctor Theodor Seuss,• Viewed by judge. -
I acquiesce to your request,
my effervescent fellow.• Commented on by judge. -
by Poetic-Theorem 58 lines, 18 comments, on Oct 30 7:07 PM. In Mild Adult, Thoughts, Other, Contest, Noguest
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by Sickopath333 32 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 11 9:43 PM. In Weird, Vocabulary, Thesaurus, Society, Humor• Not viewed by judge.
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she cracked me with a whip as we started off her journey
she acted as if she was the ref in this 3 round tourneyby Mr. Kodak 31 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 12 1:51 AM• Not viewed by judge.
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This challenge intrigues me and may even entice my muse out of hibernation.
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i have to say big bro....you really make me wounder wat goes on in your head, but in a good way! i'm curious to find out where you came up with some of these threats, cause their pretty funny. anywho i havent seen my muse in a few days so i'm pretty much dead as far as creativity goes...maybe after i see him i can try to come up with something outta the box for ya
love ya much,
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Ha, gots to like the direct in your face mofo rules!
But I only wrote an 18 liner... so oh well , me thinks its going on its own page.
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Wow haha i like this alot but alas i believe that i am too late for this one...pity nothing i can write in the next 14 hours will be as good as some of the ones here
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