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BluesMans Adult Humor Contest # 12

Why is it when your wife gets pregnant
All her friends rub her belly and say…
“Congratulations”
But nobody rubs your pecker and say’s….
“Good Job”?

Your Prompt Is
The PIC And The Question Below It

Rhyme Only

Take it where you will.
Just have fun and make me laugh my ass off!
The one that makes me

laugh the hardest,
wins the Gold
Regular rules apply
Have fun


 

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on November 11
  • Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 5 people
  • Final notes:
    Thank you all for making me laugh so freaking hard. I had a lot of fun judging this one.

Contest Winners

  1. Murphy’s Law
    by Ken J 30 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 9 3:22 PM. In Contest, Humor, Adult
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Rubbed-up the wrong way ! (adult humour)
    by reveller 22 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 27 1:13 PM. In Contest, Humor, adult humour
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Chop off the chopper
    by TerriMac 25 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 29 5:06 PM. In Contest, Bluesman Adult humour, Adult
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. Pregnancy vs Pecker
    Pregnancy, pregnancy it's lifes legacy, legacy
    that's why they congratulates a wife's pregnancy
    by Debra A Baugh 34 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 27 1:41 PM. In Humor, Life, Contest, Thoughts, Humour, Humanity, Children
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. ~ * it’s not bigamy; it’s big of me * ~
    Hi there, my actually name is “Freddie,”
    but the ladies’ call me the "Studick”
    by Poetic-Theorem 30 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 3 4:39 PM. In Abuse, Humor, Weird, Contest, Noguest
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. That’s The Thanks I Get
    by penman 31 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 30 3:51 PM. In Adult, Other, Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  7. Jake The Snake
    by Jake Summers 26 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 4 3:51 AM. In Adult, Contest, Humor, Life, Other, My own style, Noguest
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  8. Don't Mean Maybe.(Rondolet)
    by Billbard 6 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 27 3:08 PM. In Adult humor, Contest.
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • Poetic-Theorem gold member
    October 27
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    bookmarked


  • Misskaoz
    October 27
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    I love your contests, just wish I could write better humor.


  • Riftkin gold member
    October 27
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    Oh now that is a tough one.. and you know it is funny on its own.

  • Poetryintheblood gold member
    October 28
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    Lmao, this is pure classic I love your contests Josie


  • Poetic-Theorem gold member
    November 11
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    Thanks so much for the honor of the HM
    Congratulations to all the winners
    many blessings

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