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IT"S MY BIRTHDAY!!! WEEEEEEEEEE

IT'S CINNY'S BIRTHDAY!!!

 

 

 

ON THE 26TH OF OCTOBER

 

 

 

 

Big fucking deal, but, anyway...

 

 

 

I would dearly appreciate it if those that are dear to me would pen an ass kicking poem for me to put on my wonderwall.

 

 

I would dearly appreciate it even, if strangers would dip their pens into me as well.

 

 

This will be my last contest for awhile, fuck, maybe ever.

 

 

Anyway I'd like a success and I'd like it all about me, it's my birthday afterall and I'm a greedy bitch.

 

 

Even if your poem doesn't win it, by no means doesn't make me feel  it isn't a great tribute. I want this birthday, hmmm, could be a last one

 

 

So come out of the wood work those I admire and those I admire from afar and those who I look forward to admiring.

 

Pretend you are writing your last words to me.

 

This contest is the most important to me, like last rights or some shit like that and stuff.

 

 

This is the final bang

 

 

So write, don't hurry, and give me sustenence

 

 

Yes, yes, the hair was from 1 year ago, I'm sexy beast bald now and I'm still fucking hot!!!!

 

 

 

PS

 

Sympathy poems--I cut a bitch

PS

The points said 500 I have corrected this to 5000

 

 

 

Love

Cinn

 

 

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on November 9
  • Rewards: Gold: 5000, Silver: 500, Bronze: 250, Honorable mention: 3 people
  • Final notes:
    Sorry for taking so long to judge. Not really, lol.

    Thanks to the ones who rhymed, I actually liked them.

    Thanks to the ones (jeff) who hardly ever say 'fuck', it made my whole goddamned day.

    Kudo's to Amera for saying fuck several times and in FORM!

    Thanks to Justplainwaynethen and NeedaMuse because their work made me think outloud, bookmarked.

    Thanks to Juls for remembering 'Like'

    Thanks to Mairi who left me speechless.

    Thanks to Chez for her all-knowing, un-knowing bond of me and her.

    Thanks to pvenugopal for making me inhale and exhale at the same time.


    Thanks to Gris, Aries, Karl, Poetic-Theorem, gecko, Edna, and Joe and anyone I might have missed for making me smile or spit booze through my nose.

Contest Winners

  1. by Mairi bheag 44 lines, 33 comments, on Oct 25 6:37 AM. In Free Verse
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. by fortyninereasons 33 lines, 15 comments, on Oct 30 5:27 AM. In Contest, Life, Like
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. because today is your birthday
    I let myself in
    by Rowan 28 lines, 22 comments, on Oct 26 11:19 AM. In Life
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. a poem; i thought about it. nah it didn't feel right and this morning the blue in California hurt my eyes from the red i drank last night. i woke up fearless and still afraid that days are ending, sooner than i planned them t
    by Cannonsfire 19 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 23 11:01 AM
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. by Randomly Beautiful 50 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 25 9:33 PM. In adult
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. by NeedaMuse 26 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 23 8:15 PM. In Adult, Sad, Weird, Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • Swan song gold member
    October 23
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    Happy Birthday Cinn Today is my birthday also

    • Cinnarry gold member
      October 23
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      Mines not til the 26th so with tht said

      Happy Birthday dear friend
      Happy Birthday to you
      My love I do send
      my friendship is true


      god i'm corny


  • Cannonsfire
    October 23
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    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Happpy fucking birthday you hot looking mamma and I am sitting here drinking a bad california red and chewing on a cigarette and now mah favorite gal is here...I will tie a note to DP's toe and get Juls to mail him over so he can jump out of your cake nekkid

    • Cinnarry gold member
      October 23
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      my boo in all his nakedness...shit, why have a party?


  • fortyninereasons gold member
    October 23
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    "BOOKMARKED"

    will surely have to do this Cinn, but if the words dont come then I will have to do you a new background instead


  • Griswold gold member
    October 23
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    Happy fucking birthday baldy, last one? I think not. You're too fucking tough. Have a cigar.


    • fortyninereasons gold member
      October 23
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      a damn good chug of alcohol too ... oh wait... here are some pez for ya Cinn!!

    • Cinnarry gold member
      October 23
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      "Happy fucking birthday baldy, last one?"

      God I fucking love you, you so got the feel for this


      • fortyninereasons gold member
        October 23
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        Cinn... I wanna be there next year for ya birthday... we gotta sit on the stoop yanno!

        • Cinnarry gold member
          October 23
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          Of fucking course! I'm having new steps put it too! I think I've ;ain on my so long they've begun to crack...just like me...


          • fortyninereasons gold member
            October 23
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            it'll be like dot to dot... we can fill in the cracks

            • Cinnarry gold member
              October 23
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              I do like my steps...repairs be gone until you and I and break the motherfuckers down!


  • Cup-a-Joe
    October 23
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    Oh Boy a birthday gal! I just got me a new jar of shine too. I allwasy wanted to kiss a gals bald head~along with other bald spots
    Happy birthday~~~~

    Joe


  • Cerulean Sunrise gold member
    October 23
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    Happy happy! *lick*


  • dericlee
    October 23
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    My muse isn't behaving lately, but I can offer you and and and s galore, anyway.

    (But I'll try, regardless.)


  • Amera gold member
    October 23
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    Happy Birthday Cinn
    Now go party at a local bar
    And chase that brandy with a cigar


  • Matt E. Smith gold member
    October 23
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    happy birthday! you should go to the bar, drink a bottle of whiskey and announce to all the patrons that its your birthday and you want to get laid


    that's what i do


  • Balldinger silver member
    October 23
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    you can cry if you want to...happy b-day Cinn Cinn...from birthdays to balldingery - what a wonderful span...


  • faith-in-all
    October 23
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    I havena written a poem in God knows how long.
    Honestly and truly speaking from my heart though, I do love you (regardless of whatever stupid ideas people get about people they've never met) and always know that you're one of those special ones that gets a thought when something happens that makes me think of you nuts here. Case in point, I was reading something with some super colourful language from the leading lady and thought of you (my outlet for all the "oh goddamn fucking hell! jesus fucking christ!" moments I have but can't swear about in front of the kidlets) which then lead me to one of my "and whoever the hell MAY be in charge out there, keep Cinny strong and slash her way through what she's going through right now" thought/prayer things.

    Ohhhh yes, happy birthday on Monday! I'll try to remember...it's at least one reason to make a Monday better.

  • NeedaMuse
    October 23
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    Hairless isn't so bad. I don't know, but I've heard that a woman can shave and she'll look just like a little girl. ;>))


  • Mairi bheag gold member
    October 25
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    Many hippy returns, in case I don't get round to doing a poem.

  • Rowan gold member
    October 26
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    Happy Birthday sister Cin-cin...

    I haven't thought of anything to write for this, but I had to stop by
    and give you a squeeze!


  • echo-ink
    October 26
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    Happy birthday, cinny...
    love ya--------------


    ink

  • Griswold gold member
    October 27
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    Damn you have quite the cast of characters entering in this contest, most of AP's best in my opinion, excluding me that is.


  • PoesyPeruser
    October 28
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    Happy belated ~ bald is beautiful ~ been there done it ~ keep smiling & biting their heads off
    Poesy

  • Cinnarry gold member
    November 9
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    Thank all you fucking nutjobs for all the comments left. I'm too fucking lazy to reply individualy. I love yall though...hahahaha...i like you too

  • Rowan gold member
    November 9
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    So how was your birthday, hon, it's been a while since I've seen you.
    Oh, and thanks for the bronze!!! s

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