I need to laugh in the worst way!
If not laugh, at least grin until my face hurts; the past two weeks have been hell to say the least
You MAY NOT MAY NOT MAY NOT use the "f" word in your poetry for this contest; I'll blow you outta the water
Otherwise, free reign on what you write to make me smile/laugh
No bashing others or their poetry
No bashing me or getting on my last nerve (I DO bite and not in a good way)
Get the ink flowing; I need to smile/laugh like YESTERDAY!!!!!!
Additional notes:
Why is it that some people LOVE to cause others pain/discord?
I may come off as happy, go lucky, carefree; what have you BUT...
I've had to deal with a HORRID neighbor, a CRITICAL job situation and the death of one of my favorite residents...all in the last couple of weeks and STILL, there are some people who are just....HORRID! 
PLEASE make me laugh and get my mind off this crap!!!!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on October 29
- Rewards: Gold: 700, Silver: 300, Bronze: 200, Honorable mention: 5 people
- Final notes: Oh you guys are so awesome! I had such a HARD time picking my favorites and thusly, I'm shortly about to open up another invite only contest to award more of these
I love you guys!
Thanks!
~Heavenly~
Contest Winners
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by Night Hope 54 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 30 1:18 AM. In Contest, Hope, Humor, Life, Love, Nature, Spiritual, Inspiration
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I’ve gone and bought a Satnav that will help me plot a course,
At getting me around more after break-up and divorce.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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Entries [26]
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Your eyes don't leave mine as they dig deep in my soul
They're wearing me down, they're begging for controlby Blue-Rose Beauty 13 lines, 36 comments, on Jun 13 6:35 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
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I will love you then• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
THE DOG
Loyal and fearsome, the canine is king,• Commented on by judge. -
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by rainboots 30 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 20 7:52 PM• Commented on by judge.
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Circadian cerebral rhythms Pound against shining appendagesby TeChNoWC 50 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 7 11:16 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Have a bad day? Wanna bet!• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I finally took action against the vermin
With my armful of bottles I'll draw the curtainby uldiah 27 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 12 1:57 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
by superbanana 34 lines, 12 comments, on Jul 8 9:38 PM. In humor, life, gynacologist, adult, random, insane• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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True story I did line my lawnchair with strips from a plastic car seat cover but trust me just sit on the ground for• Commented on by judge.
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Just drop your worries; grab my hand.
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We found an angry duck today; he wanted to be fed.
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This wet fall weather brings out the snails,
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IT MADE ME LAUGH WRITING ITby Moon Shadow 12 lines, 19 comments, on Jun 22 4:40 PM 2005. In Adult humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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While mine isn't written humor, I did it for another contest where the judge needed some inspiration...and I included a few humorous pictures, as well. Thank you for hosting. I hope everyone makes you laugh. Good luck to all who enter. Be well, Poets and Scribes. Smile. 'Tis only life. 
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Sandy.....
I hope all works out for you! Things just tend to pile up at times and we all go crazy! I am there too, and I can't post anything
that is driving me up a wall.....
Hang in there...
Best wishes to all in this contest!
and love
Nyetta
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Awwwww no poems to give sorry but huge hugs i have plenty off *hugz*
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thank you so much Sandy this is an honor .. congrats to you all and many hugs always ♥♥
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Thank you for hosting and for the HM. I'm glad so many showed up with their weird humor intact. 
Congrats, one and all. Be well, Poets and Scribes.
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I appreciate the HM,and glad you like the picture that inspired the poem. Congratulations to all of the winners.
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