Alright for this contest there are no rules I just real funny poems. So what are you waiting for just enter alredy. No rules! Have FUN!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on October 21
- Rewards: Gold: 400, Honorable mention: 5 people
- Final notes: WOW!! I had tons of great entries. I enjoyed reading all of them. Some of them were just hilarious. Thanks all for entering and Congrats too all the winners.
Contest Winners
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I love to play
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This is what I think about being a chair
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Blotches oF compacted JuIcE / run dOwN the SiDeS of tHe white / refridgerator / LiKe growing bLoNdE hair. / YeT, when hUnGeR appears / In the sToMaCh with A / reminder iN the HeAd, / I sKipPeD the sTaInS• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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Part them slowly, not too fast
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Come my dear and sit awhile
while I tell you a tale full of charm.by Kathryn Bowden 44 lines, 20 comments, on Feb 22 11:34 AM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
On a wee little farm set back in a bogby Kathryn Bowden 45 lines, 23 comments, on Feb 22 5:38 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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There's nothing wrong with discrete little farts .....by words-n-stuff 11 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 20 5:35 AM
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In my own house
I had to goby MysteriousWhisper 50 lines, 9 comments, on Jun 15 9:59 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
So simple in the way it starts.
So simple, and yet you hold my heart.by Kathryn Bowden 15 lines, 29 comments, on Jan 18 11:59 AM 2008. In Love• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
A Mrs Heather Weatherteeth from Brent
Could be heard in Canning Town and parts of Kentby words-n-stuff 8 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 5 5:46 PM 2008
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Old People
By: Star of Atlantisby Star of Atlantis 85 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 26 3:24 PM 2006. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
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Gold trophy winner
Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Honorable mention
Entries [112]
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I got me a piece of rodent meat
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Squeeze it gentlyOoh, give it to meYou know I'm in a hurryI'll do it up and downSss...Faster and fasterOh how good this feelsBack and foby ms-cuddles 18 lines, 12 comments, on Jul 18 6:26 PM 2004. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I dont get it is what he said
You got the joke upside down• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I'm going back
To the day of my birth• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
I told my friend
To grow it againby jimek 40 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 26 11:50 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
The green dog I remember when my kids were young, many years ago now; I came in from work tired and bone weary, from a job I had that was so dreary, kissed my wife upon her brow, glad to be at hom• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Arthur Spinge he’ll make you cringe
When you see his latest trick ....by words-n-stuff 97 lines, 3 comments, on May 16 3:14 PM 2006. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Here we are again
Right where love beganby ms-cuddles 23 lines, 8 comments, on Jan 17 2:27 AM 2004. In Adult humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
There was a wee man from Armagh ...
by words-n-stuff 7 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 5 5:17 AM 2008
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The widow weeps
For her beloved, lost love--
But marries quickly.by Black JaPanther 2 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 10 6:51 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
The atmosphere is beyond exquisite.
The blissfull aroma invites me to eat
The food in her teeth.by Black JaPanther 2 lines, 10 comments, on Mar 10 7:03 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I make my flight early
because I have a very important appointment.
The fat, delicious worm awaits.by Black JaPanther 2 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 10 7:18 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
The stealthy Soldier
A human whoopee cushionby Black JaPanther 2 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 19 1:40 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
One day, back in the old days when Giraffes wore pants (and underpants)
while he was minding his own business, eating sweet grassby Black JaPanther 6 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 3 10:22 AM. In Animals, Anthropomorphizationalism, Contemporary, Contest, Fantasy, Fun, Humor, Nature, Weird• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my True Love sent to me, 3 wise men, 2 that would love, and a Savior in a Baby.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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There once lived a teacher
Way out west,by snakewatcher 45 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 14 2:11 AM• Commented on by judge. -
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They say this is a mans world
but women have the upper hand,• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Why don't people say what they mean?
or at least mean what they say,• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
We try half our lives to secure a home
work hard just to pay the rent,• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
At the local village hall Boot sale
Willy Pugh had took stock of his life ...by words-n-stuff 49 lines, 27 comments, on Sep 4 3:22 PM 2007
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Young Boris Spoon by the light of the moonby words-n-stuff 24 lines, 10 comments, on Nov 14 7:23 PM 2006. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Bottle of juice
Swing up the sails boysby Storminbrenda 26 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 21 12:40 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Two identical twin super guys
Both with black hairby jimek 62 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 22 6:20 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I've been told I lack drive and ambition ....by words-n-stuff 34 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 23 6:25 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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i dance around the house all day
then i laugh the night awayby balletfreak 14 lines, on Oct 14 11:23 AM• Commented on by judge. -
Mc can Mc you believe
They've been around so Mc long• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Jim is my name
and poultry is my gameby jimek 34 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 22 10:45 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
My Alice, she does meditation ...• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Hugh Nailit & Dai Bodgitt were builders
Two cowboys whose skills were unclear ...
by words-n-stuff 37 lines, 16 comments, on Mar 6 6:51 AM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Nathan Twill and his brother Bill
Do nasty things with glue ...by words-n-stuff 8 lines, 3 comments, on May 14 10:16 AM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
'Twas the very moment that we met, my one true love and I
The chubby fellow with his golden bow, let loves sweet arrow fly ...by words-n-stuff 61 lines, 17 comments, on Sep 18 11:26 AM
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There’s a Big Top coming to our town
It's a show folk are itching to see ...by words-n-stuff 71 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 18 8:34 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Last night I wrote a jaunty air ...by words-n-stuff 29 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 27 8:24 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by Vera Rich 102 lines, 65 comments, on Mar 2 10:13 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Now what came first, the chicken or the egg ? .....by words-n-stuff 23 lines, 12 comments, on Aug 20 7:10 PM
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I once lived in a small town near Watford
In a house by a church on a hill ...
by words-n-stuff 75 lines, 8 comments, on Dec 15 8:36 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Heaven was getting quite full
St Peter was letting too many in.by Kathryn Bowden 74 lines, 23 comments, on Feb 22 10:50 AM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
My Uncle Bob's quite mad it's true
A proverbial fly in the ointment ...
by words-n-stuff 21 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 4 10:00 AM 2007
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Oh my god! It’s arrived; the dreaded day is finally here, the day I start my fiftieth year, How on earth did this happen, can anyone say, nobody prepared me for this terrible day,• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Campton Smalls was a game young chap
He grinned a lot and doffed his capby words-n-stuff 10 lines, 4 comments, on Feb 25 6:48 PM 2006. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
They were here a minute ago.
I know, I was checking them out.by Kathryn Bowden 23 lines, 15 comments, on Jan 29 1:11 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I was walking home the other day
when I passed a construction site.by Kathryn Bowden 25 lines, 12 comments, on May 26 10:53 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I see you sitting there
so tempting and sweet.by Kathryn Bowden 24 lines, 9 comments, on Jan 20 4:25 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Our gardener's head is back to front ....by words-n-stuff 7 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 20 5:18 AM
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WHEN WE WERE KIDS When we were kids, we would climb trees, we would bang our heads we would skin our knees, when we would ask we would always say please,by santonix 19 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 13 12:35 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Barford J. Spitt just didn’t quite fitby words-n-stuff 35 lines, 7 comments, on Jan 4 7:57 PM 2006. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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NEVER trust a man in leather trousers ....by words-n-stuff 13 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 30 5:27 AM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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It seems Gordon’s offering a help-line
For his guilt-ridden colleagues we learn ...
by words-n-stuff 61 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 20 4:50 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Crustmore Steer could disappear
He could fade-away at will ! ....
by words-n-stuff 33 lines, 6 comments, on Dec 3 7:32 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
It was a family trip to Majorca
I was 13 and we bought a guitar ...by words-n-stuff 67 lines, 16 comments, on Jun 3 10:03 AM
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Yong Bob liked to torture his school chums
And would often roast cats on a spit ...
by words-n-stuff 55 lines, 33 comments, on Oct 19 9:30 PM 2008
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There's growing concern for my Uncle Ern ....by words-n-stuff 6 lines, 13 comments, on Oct 3 8:53 PM 2008
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by Vera Rich 5 lines, 23 comments, on Apr 30 5:45 AM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Congratulations to all the winners!
Great contest
All the best !
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