This one is for my dear friend, Stu ( Stuart Higginson) ...
It is meant not to cheer him UP but cheer him ON after he stood his ground.
I am not going to go into the details of his situation but he can comment here if he likes and explain lol, or not 
Do you want to tell your Boss, partner, Co-worker, business associate, or
lol "director" etc to go jump in the lake? 
Well here is your forum
Since this will probably turn out many humorous pieces, I am going to recruit Stu to assist me in judging because I, alone do not feel qualified to judge on humor because I do not write humor well lol. 
That being said, I will tell you a little about how we will judge...
We WILL comment on EVERY entry.
Stu gives much more in depth comments and most people really enjoy that but if you do not wish honest feedback, then you may not wish to enter. He is sincere and spends his valuable time commenting on each and every entry so we reserve the right to take our time judging LOL...
We will not judge until we come to a mutual decision even if we have to duel to death j/k my friend (See, that is why I cannot judge humor alone) ...
We WILL NOT tolerate bashing of the judges or anyone else in this contest OR whining and complaining ...We will not argue the point. We will simply place you on ignore and remove your entry...end of story...
If some of you do not like the judging of one of us, then sorry, we come as a duet on this one 
Lynda
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Enter this contest
- This is not an anonymous contest - the editors will be able to see your name.
- Closes in 3 days, or after 28 more entries
- One entry per person, newer submissions replace old ones
- Rewards - Gold: 500, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100
- Prewritten poems are not allowed.
- Enter a new poem
- To judge this contest, you need to have at least as many finalists as you have rewards. You have 3 awards but only 1 finalist.
Preliminary Finalists
As the editor reads entries, favorites are added to this list. (1)Entries [12]
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"Bosses"....
Oh, do they suck!by Heavenly Angel 45 lines, 7 comments, on Oct 8 1:57 PM
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Better known when you are not around
as the unworthy recipient of absolute dumb luck,• Not viewed by judge. -
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All day long I worked like a dog
I walked through the rain and wind and fogby Thomas beechey 41 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 11 3:31 AM• Not viewed by judge. -
Boss: This is why we have not won,
We need cooperation from everyone!• Not viewed by judge. -
Oh, I should really have told you this so long ago.
Do you know how much I hate working for such a big bozo?• Not viewed by judge. -
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# 10. No one asks what he wants to order for lunch.
# 9. The owner asks him to go golfing and then makes him caddy.• Commented on by judge. -
I was an obedient lass
through all my growing up years.• Commented on by judge.
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I might perhaps enter this one, but I fear it would be a less-than-poetic diatribe on the evils endured by the unenviable working class. At any rate, thank you for hosting and good luck to all who enter. Be well, Poets and Scribes. A bit of hard-earned wisdom in regards to working: protect yourself, 'cause no one else will. 
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awwww, come on!!!! PLEASE! You gotta enter! You are always poetic...You probably sneeze poetic hehe
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Danny seems to think so. He likens my sneezing to that of an adorable baby hippopotamus.
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lmao
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"You asked fer it, you got it." And it ain't no Toyota.
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May I?
May I reserve? This may take a while for me to gather up all my "venting", lol -
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Of course you may! You don't even need to ask
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Rock on!!! Ok, going to hold my spot
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YAY!
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I remember I was at the grocery store once, and there was this arguing couple. I peered over as I was getting apples and she was holding up this wonder chicken and after a minute of yelling he said, "Fine!! Get what you want, and shut it!"
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lmao Thank you for the laugh You should enter
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Nah, just had a flashback! moment. Lolz.
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Excellent only trouble is my Employees read my poetry so i think if i wrote one i would be on the bread line lol . Good luck with this contest Brian.
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awwwwww come on Bri....If they raise a fuss, we'll come work for ya then lol
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We wouldn't write poetry unless we are pushing against things that have hurt us..or made someone happy. My job.. low money.. but my friends there.. make me laugh!
Last week, I had to report my male friend next door, had two anurisims.. but because I couldn't remember..
I told them he had two anginas... YOU COULD HEARD A PIN DROP.. until they started laughing.. (sorry about spelling!) Good luck to all!
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