Wacky Poetry Okay all, I need a good laugh... Wacky poetry is something silly, and fun. The best example I could provide you is; "A crooked house". However, I'm looking for something unique that has the quirks of Edward Sissorhands, with old style poetry. Rhyming will be a plus for this contest. Can enter up to, two different pieces Grammar will be a plus, but not a requirement.
All Styles of poetry are welcomed Make it fun I don't know how a poem with Adult content would work in this contest but if you find a way, make sure it is marked. Adult is any poem, with intimate sexual references, and cuss words. The wackiest poem will win Honorable Mentions will added depending on the number of entries. Judging will be completed as quickly as I can
Have fun
All Styles of poetry are welcomed Make it fun I don't know how a poem with Adult content would work in this contest but if you find a way, make sure it is marked. Adult is any poem, with intimate sexual references, and cuss words. The wackiest poem will win Honorable Mentions will added depending on the number of entries. Judging will be completed as quickly as I can
Have fun
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on November 4
- Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100
- Final notes: Congrats to all
Contest Winners
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Chicken Little was in the woods taking a stroll,
when a giant acorn hit her, that was thrown by a troll.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
Booming voice, Braided hair
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I thought it would be right
to get my poetic licenseby Olivias Violin 53 lines, 33 comments, on Mar 30 1:18 PM. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
by Nosce te ipsum 21 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 5 5:27 PM. In funny• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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What’s more truly helpful to the folks
than a government who doesn’t lie?• Commented on by judge. [remove] -
He gave a hard stare with his soft tender eyes,
At the boisterous quiet boy that told truthful lies.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
I never before have seen a sight like this,
Its really something you don’t want to miss.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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Entries [58]
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He was built just like a tank
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by In Too Deep1 10 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 29 9:07 AM. In Spiritual, Humour, My life, Lost in thought• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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proud to be a hippo
strutting my stuff• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
There was a crazy architect called Jack
who bought himself a small piece of land,• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
My admiration for you was unparalleled
until it took a sharp vertical turn.• Commented on by judge. -
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As the fish man's van
beeped on the street where I liveby Floorboards 20 lines, 13 comments, on Apr 14 8:48 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
destiny to some is a very long line
that runs continuously all through timeby Nosce te ipsum 18 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 19 5:49 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
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by fairy princess k 128 lines, 23 comments, on Aug 16 8:27 AM. In Fantasy, Life, Society, My own style, Romance, Abstract, Inspirational, dirty pretty• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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night fall arrives and the stars start to come to sight
golden sun shine changes to silver moon lightby fairy princess k 27 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 4 1:11 PM• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
There is this kid, who likes to do tricks,
And loved showing off for all the chicks.by Mystic-Fire 19 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 9 5:31 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
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Suppose the rain came,
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I picked my nose the other day,
Then flicked it at the wall.by funnybone 57 lines, 17 comments, on Sep 22 2:07 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
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by Princess Derge 21 lines, on Sep 28 1:28 PM• Viewed by judge.
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this little toast of mine
i'm gonna eat him up• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
This was written cause I am tired of hearing the same 'ol Christmas songs every year. -.-• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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It all started one February morn
The birth of a particular clever rooster chick.• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
I was once mistaken,
For a gargoyle on my roof.• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
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Yong Bob liked to torture his school chums
And would often roast cats on a spit ...
by words-n-stuff 55 lines, 31 comments, on Oct 19 9:30 PM 2008
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Raining outside
nothing to do,• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
Potato Shingles atop my roof
standing in a Banana Telephone Booth• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
Hacking you see,
hacking inspite.• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
Can’t no theologian
Tell me ‘bout my soul.• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
He used to call me packy wacky
a name I still don't treasure.• Viewed by judge. -
A knock out
Dipping feet in a pool• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
in humbrage, we bore, brollies in hand
a walk, fro and to, crossed London's landby IntimidusRex 7 lines, on Sep 24 2:24 PM• Viewed by judge. -
"hello suicide hotline
i'm about to take a jump"by EMOverlord 36 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 27 4:53 PM• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
First time you read Twilight your tear ducts got swollen
Changed your first name to Bella and your last name Cullenby Fibe Kill-DFW Punk- 23 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 19 2:52 PM. In Humor• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
Hugh Nailit & Dai Bodgitt were builders
Two cowboys whose skills were unclear ...
by words-n-stuff 37 lines, 16 comments, on Mar 6 6:51 AM 2008• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
by Recluse Writer 36 lines, 27 comments, on Jul 11 12:02 AM 2007
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Person: How are you today?
Me: Fine, thank you anyway.• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
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