My mind is filled with stuff. Some god and some bad. So for all you that need laughter recognition enter this contest!
I want to laugh my socks off!
This is for all you people that write funny stuff, or if you don't know if a piece is funny, ENTER HERE!
I won't being giving promts on this page but if you need any inspiration message my xyolkox and I can send you something.
Enetr as many times as you see fit and I will judge over time.
thanks,
xyolkox.
I want to laugh my socks off!
This is for all you people that write funny stuff, or if you don't know if a piece is funny, ENTER HERE!
I won't being giving promts on this page but if you need any inspiration message my xyolkox and I can send you something.
Enetr as many times as you see fit and I will judge over time.
thanks,
xyolkox.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on November 7
- Rewards: Gold: 500, Silver: 300, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 3 people
- Final notes: Again, thanks and well done to winners. Didnt comment all so sorry!
LonelyANgel
Contest Winners
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Now what came first, the chicken or the egg ? .....• Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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Ok, this is (as the title indicates) a poem by my little sister. She came out with it tonight at complete random, and I just about laughed• Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]
Gold trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Honorable mention
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One ordinary Wednesday
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I looked up the sky and wondered why ,
The clouds looked so grey , blue and white• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I thought it would be right
to get my poetic licenseby Olivias Violin 53 lines, 33 comments, on Mar 30 1:18 PM. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
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Ay caramba,
have I got a problum!by Olivias Violin 40 lines, 11 comments, on May 12 1:10 PM. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Why don't people say what they mean?
or at least mean what they say,• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
It maybe the words we use
not something that we see,• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
One day in July, I let in a fly
I opened the door, and he flew right on by• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Beyond the fence
Caged behind bars• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Cautiously he approached not wanting rebuff
But smelling her armpit, it was hard to act tough• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
''Hey Nikki and Kyle. Let's go for a hike!
You'll both need your backpacks. Wear shorts, if you'd like.''• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
“Ethel, thought I told you..
to behave while I was gone!”• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I sit here in a place of dispair,
Every minuite pulling out my hair.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Man I’m feeling so really stressed
was so desperate• Commented on by judge. -
HARTS AND ....?• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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It happened before,
But I never thought it would happen again.• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
his senior was sitting right there,
waiting for his prison stand.• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
Hey little froggy on the green
I almost stomped upon your dreams• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
by Treasure 5 18 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 30 7:55 PM. In Thoughts• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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I can't believe I just posted this.by JustBe 7 lines, 26 comments, on Feb 27 12:19 AM 2007. In Humor, sad, trucks, I was lying about the "sad" bit• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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I’ve had to drag myself out on a Saturday night
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Yes, I know it's not lyrically beautiful.by JustBe 31 lines, 23 comments, on May 19 12:28 AM 2007• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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by Fritz O skennick 50 lines, 35 comments, on Nov 27 6:18 AM 2008. In Humor, Weird, Thoughts, Life, Christmas, Rant, Depression, Contest, Adult
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by Fritz O skennick 43 lines, 14 comments, on Aug 14 2:53 PM. In Humor, Life, Contest, Family Guy Homage, Thoughts, Weird
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From the moment we met one mid-morn day,
a hole in the floor repressed itself until today.by Knight70 20 lines, 24 comments, on Jun 15 9:13 PM. In Personal memories, Toilet, Humor, Gross but True
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Kids mimmic everything they see and hear• Viewed by judge.
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Sometimes, late at night, when the stars are awash in a moonlit sea…
I ask myself eternal questions, the unsolved keys to life’s mysteries.• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
My house was always spick and span
Back in the days of Callaghan,• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
Daddy drove the car,
Mommy went in frontby TheCSIgurl 24 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 24 3:16 PM• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
Our gardener's head is back to front ....by words-n-stuff 7 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 20 5:18 AM
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Mr. Snitzgeh was a mean heart and soul.
His eyes were as scary as a haunted house.by Haret5 9 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 16 4:43 PM• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
Would you walk blind-folded into a minefield?
Or perhaps set fire to an orphaned child?• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
Cluck-Cluck and Quackers
where having a talk• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
I was walking down
the road the other day,by Iofiel 50 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 5 5:17 PM• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
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It was a dark and stormless night
I with my Trident, attempting my first gigby MizzConstrued 11 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 14 3:57 PM• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
He left me on a Sunday,
The sun was hot and bright,• Viewed by judge. -
I stand before the newsagent, dilemmarin’ what to buy
From the magazine section, this month of July.• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
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Oh my God! I'm Sylvester.
What's got into you?• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
Facebook status: You are a dirty whore
Giving yourself up for whoever might caress your keyboardby Oh.My.Juliet 7 lines, 32 comments, on Mar 8 2:33 PM• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
OOPS! I didn't listen...• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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There’s a Big Top coming to our town
It's a show folk are itching to see ...by words-n-stuff 71 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 18 8:34 PM• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
Staring into his deep, amber eyes...the almost perfect moment.
I can't believe he asked me!!!by i vomit sunshine 5 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 13 3:30 PM• Viewed by judge. -
Twas the night before Christmas and Santa had to wait, presents weren't ready and neither was his sleigh.
There was some special elf cider• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
This punk song makes fun of the KKK.
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When you were quiet I liked you more,
so please shut up like you were before.by Keith E. Gerber 27 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 16 5:49 PM• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
I am writing quickly,
I believe their watching me.• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
Now I'm here to tell this tale,
That no one else can tell.• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
As I trundle through the door
I smell shampoo and the drier’s roar,by Lulu Gee 63 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 3 2:02 PM
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Tricky-Dick Poets!
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There's growing concern for my Uncle Ern ....by words-n-stuff 6 lines, 13 comments, on Oct 3 8:53 PM 2008
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Here I sit on the throne once more, could barely get a nugget 'til I touched the floor.• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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A rather large lady from Spain
Has just swallowed an Underground train ...by words-n-stuff 26 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 5 5:43 AM 2008
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Do I want a man who’s young?
Who wears white tees and jeans low-slung,• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
A song that pokes fun at some "icons" of pop music.• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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Yong Bob liked to torture his school chums
And would often roast cats on a spit ...
by words-n-stuff 55 lines, 31 comments, on Oct 19 9:30 PM 2008
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My first great love I do admit
Women of course, I want with no limit• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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