Hey hey, I've decided to hold another contest. Why? Because I feel like it. So this is what I want. Something that's vulgar, something that's religious, something completely fucked up in all possible ways. You may enter 2 entries, but if you do enter a prewrite, why not be kind and write a fresh one up for me, just because I asked. Here are my rules.
- A prewrite must be paired with a freshwrite.
- Try and be quite vulgar, I find it amusing.
- Try and avoid cheesy stuff.
- I'd like to be able to read it so fix up those colours
- I'm Canadian, so if the word "colour" is used, spell it with a U ^^.
- Go fucking ape shit. ^^
- A prewrite must be paired with a freshwrite.
- Try and be quite vulgar, I find it amusing.
- Try and avoid cheesy stuff.
- I'd like to be able to read it so fix up those colours
- I'm Canadian, so if the word "colour" is used, spell it with a U ^^.
- Go fucking ape shit. ^^
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on September 23
- Rewards: Gold: 400, Honorable mention: 2 people
- Final notes: Haha, sorry it took so long for me to do this, no real time anymore haha. Any who, I've decided to give the gold to the poem "Sacrilegious Beast" because dead zombie nuns fucking the hell out of people is pretty vulgar. It was also written in a way that killed off cheesiness and it was quite the read. And the two HM go to in no order, "The Costumer is Always Right" for the profanity was there, it was quite amusing, and again that corniness factor was just not there; and "Knocking" because although it did lack that vulgar twist, the meaning behind it was fantastic and it was well written, I can see it winning gold no problem in other contests. Thank you all for entering and have a pleasant fucking tomorrow ^^.
Contest Winners
Gold trophy winner
Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Entries [17]
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are you suffering?
your sorrowful worthless self• Commented on by judge. -
This is going to be dirty.
I’mby Soulive22 36 lines, 1 comment, on Sep 4 7:23 PM• Commented on by judge. -
When children of men can’t confront the problems of society,
when your neighbour ain’t no benefit to you• Commented on by judge. -
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FUCK............ ^^
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