ALRIGHT. Let's all thank my father for giving me this idea, shall we?
What I want you to do is write a romantic poem. A very fluffy romantic poem. Make it as sickeningly five-hundred-pounds-of-spun-sugar sweet as you can possibly make it— but there's one thing I would like you to do differently. I want you to write it from the viewpoint of... Well, I'll just give you a list. How about that?
Daleks (Brownie points!)
Cybermen
Vorlons
Shadows (of the B5 variety)
Borg (Brownie points!)
Sith (And not those little fluffy Sith, either— I want you to write from the perspective of the darkest, most twisted Sith Lord you can possibly imagine.)
Goa'uld (Kudos for writing Anubis.
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Replicators (Stargate. Obviously.)
Data (Star Trek - TNG, obviously)
Vulcan (And not a diluted Vulcan, either. Logic out the wazoo, please.)
Rover (from The Prisoner) — SUPER MEGA ULTRA-MASSIVE SEA OF BROWNIE POINTS!!!
Wraiths (Stargate)
Or whatever else you can think of that kind of fits the category of the above.
Basically, take a TV show creature who would never, ever, ever write anyone a love poem (Okay, maybe Data would, just to see what it was like. But that's not the point.), and write a love poem from their perspective.
And remember the fluff, my friends.
GUIDELINES.
1. Talking in caps is perfectly allowed— encouraged, actually, when it comes to Daleks.
2. Erotica is discouraged. Allowable, barely, if it's A. EXTREMELY minor, B. Dalek and/or Cyberman and C. sickeningly sweet, but I wouldn't recommend it.
3. REMEMBER. THE. FLUFF. I want my eyes to bleed from excess of sweetness.
4. If you can think of a creature not in the aforementioned list who SHOULD be on the aforementioned list, odds are I forgot them. Message me with them, and if I merely forgot and they would work, I shall put it on the list. If I've never heard of them before, I'll look them up on Wikipedia, and if they'd work, have fun with it.
5. My opinion of what would "work" with this list is pretty loose. Sontarans, for example, would work. Not as well as Cybermen or Daleks, but it's alright. A little weird, since they're all clones, but whatever. Care Bears, on the other hand, would NOT work, even though they are aliens who are bent on enslaving humanity. You get the idea, yeah?
6. -salutes- Be seeing you.
7. (Did I mention the fluff?)
8. NOTE that you can mix fandoms. If you want to have, say, a Data/Dalek pairing, you have fun with that. It would be quite entertaining. ^.^
9. That it?
10. I think so.
11. By the way, Monday is my birthday.
12. Woot!
13. is an awesome number.
Ready?
GO.
What I want you to do is write a romantic poem. A very fluffy romantic poem. Make it as sickeningly five-hundred-pounds-of-spun-sugar sweet as you can possibly make it— but there's one thing I would like you to do differently. I want you to write it from the viewpoint of... Well, I'll just give you a list. How about that?
Daleks (Brownie points!)
Cybermen
Vorlons
Shadows (of the B5 variety)
Borg (Brownie points!)
Sith (And not those little fluffy Sith, either— I want you to write from the perspective of the darkest, most twisted Sith Lord you can possibly imagine.)
Goa'uld (Kudos for writing Anubis.
)Replicators (Stargate. Obviously.)
Data (Star Trek - TNG, obviously)
Vulcan (And not a diluted Vulcan, either. Logic out the wazoo, please.)
Rover (from The Prisoner) — SUPER MEGA ULTRA-MASSIVE SEA OF BROWNIE POINTS!!!
Wraiths (Stargate)
Or whatever else you can think of that kind of fits the category of the above.
Basically, take a TV show creature who would never, ever, ever write anyone a love poem (Okay, maybe Data would, just to see what it was like. But that's not the point.), and write a love poem from their perspective.
And remember the fluff, my friends.
GUIDELINES.
1. Talking in caps is perfectly allowed— encouraged, actually, when it comes to Daleks.
2. Erotica is discouraged. Allowable, barely, if it's A. EXTREMELY minor, B. Dalek and/or Cyberman and C. sickeningly sweet, but I wouldn't recommend it.
3. REMEMBER. THE. FLUFF. I want my eyes to bleed from excess of sweetness.
4. If you can think of a creature not in the aforementioned list who SHOULD be on the aforementioned list, odds are I forgot them. Message me with them, and if I merely forgot and they would work, I shall put it on the list. If I've never heard of them before, I'll look them up on Wikipedia, and if they'd work, have fun with it.
5. My opinion of what would "work" with this list is pretty loose. Sontarans, for example, would work. Not as well as Cybermen or Daleks, but it's alright. A little weird, since they're all clones, but whatever. Care Bears, on the other hand, would NOT work, even though they are aliens who are bent on enslaving humanity. You get the idea, yeah?
6. -salutes- Be seeing you.
7. (Did I mention the fluff?)
8. NOTE that you can mix fandoms. If you want to have, say, a Data/Dalek pairing, you have fun with that. It would be quite entertaining. ^.^
9. That it?
10. I think so.
11. By the way, Monday is my birthday.
12. Woot!
13. is an awesome number.
Ready?
GO.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on September 9
- Rewards: Gold: 1000, Silver: 700, Bronze: 500, Honorable mention: 5 people
- Final notes: Sigh. They really should let me give out more trophies. >.< There is really a horrific... umm... sorry, Total Vocabulary Failure. Anyway.
HMs, such as they are, are in no particular order. If you didn't OFFICIALLY get one, here's an invisible one to play with. -gives invisible one to play with-
This was truly delightful. I may have to do this again. If so, I'm poking all of you. XD I loved reading all of your entries. 'Twas marvellous, all of it. ^.^ You made my fangirl heart(s) very happy.
s to all! And cookies, but I don't know if there's a little graphic for that. -shrugs-
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Your eyes of coal blackness
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I step upon the cube
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I love you, t’hy’la, simply and logically,
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His chisled chest
his deep voice• Commented on by judge. [remove] -
The signal failed last night.
My sole hope for rescue gone.by trekkergirl 27 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 14 4:23 AM 2008. In Love, Sad, Lost in thought, Longing, Depressed, Contest• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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ROFL!!!! Daleks and Cybermen??? lol rock on! I am so directing my husband over here. Who rocks!
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-grins- Oh, direct whomever you would like. This is one contest where I wouldn't _mind_ sixty-five entries.
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Wraiths from Stargate Atlantis! You must allow them! And I will fill your eyes with fluff!
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And you young lady Wraiths, some of my favorite rottens were wraiths I can't wait to read these. I will be back this contest is going to ROCK!
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Looks like it. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ This is so exciting.
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-gasp- I can't believe I forgot the Wraiths! Thank you for reminding me! You get a hug!
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Wooo!
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star trek adult?
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Star Trek adult! that sounds just crazy enough to take some gold home with you. Set your fazers to WHAT?
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Vorlons I had forgotten about them sweet of you to remind me. I will be back this one will take some thinking. And maybe Tequila
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-grins- Have fun.
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yay for Goa'ulds!!!
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This is absolute and utter insanity. I love it!
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Awww, Data's the sweetest... that wouldn't be hard.
. Interesting contest.
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Alright, no offence to anyone, but could anyone actually _enter_ as opposed to merely commenting? Please?
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wow.I love this.I am having trouble figuring out who I want to write about.But I will tell you this,I love this contest
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OMG.
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I think this is the graphic for cookies. . . hmm. We'll see!
*edit: yay! cookie!
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