Hey Everyone! In this contest, I want hilarious writes!
Can be NO SHORTER than 15 lines and NO LONGER than 60 lines. I have a short attention span.
The Rules:
1) No erotica
2) No TyPiNg LiKe ThIs
Now have fun with this!
Can be NO SHORTER than 15 lines and NO LONGER than 60 lines. I have a short attention span.
The Rules:
1) No erotica
2) No TyPiNg LiKe ThIs
Now have fun with this!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on August 29
- Rewards: Gold: 530, Silver: 400, Bronze: 300, Honorable mention: 5 people
- Final notes: This was an awesome contest! thanks to all those who entered. this was hard to judge. congrats to the winners and good luck to all you in the future! keep up the amazing work everyone!
Contest Winners
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drunk from the joose
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I was sleeping on a chair
Dreaming nice bunny dreamsby FloridaGatorQueen 32 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 2 10:34 AM 2008. In Humor, Weird, Thoughts
Honorable mention
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I saw my pops kiss Mini Mouse
And I clearly called dibs first• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
The night i found a elephant in my bed / I realized it when it sat on my head / It felt a bit wet it did a wee / All over me / I didn't knoby Misunderstood-Teen 38 lines, 16 comments, on May 10 11:04 AM 2007. In Childrens, Humor, Fantasy, Weird Honorable mention
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Gold trophy winner
Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Entries [37]
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It happened before,
But I never thought it would happen again.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
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Yur eye's shine like the chrome bumper
on my old pickup truck ....• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
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“What’s that you got in your nose - a fish hook?”by kathrynguyrocks 25 lines, 12 comments, on Jul 14 10:56 PM. In Thoughts• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I pulled into a lay bye cause I was taken short
Cocked my leg over the fence my trousers then got caughtby judmc 9 lines, 50 comments, on Apr 23 6:52 AM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Although God supplied all that one could use
Adam and Eve paradise did lose• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
pale yellow,
thick, bitter skin concealing the delicately sweet off-white heart within,• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
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We sit dining at the table by the sea
I melt into your eyes as you look at me.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
busy busy little bee• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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The Greatest Poem Everby cbub22 20 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 27 10:12 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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A little of this, maybe a little of that,
perfume fragrance development is where it's at.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I was out shopping for you
looking to bring you cheer,by Poetess12 28 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 5 6:48 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
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Went to bed last night with her bloomers on.
Got up the next morning and they were gone.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Three years ago
I lived in Maine• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I heard a rustle in the undergrowth
felt thunder in the ground,• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Do you have trouble telling time
I find it quite confusing,by serious clown 24 lines, 20 comments, on Nov 23 1:42 PM 2006. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
There is a subject gone unread,
unwritten, undisscussed heretoforeby Ten thousand cicadas 23 lines, 15 comments, on Aug 26 12:40 AM• Commented on by judge. -
I once was asked,
Does anybody call you beautiful?by eat.yo.soup 17 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 28 12:51 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
by eat.yo.soup 8 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 18 3:35 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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If you had a Flib-Flob,
Then a Flib-Flob you would do,• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I was walking along the road
When I spotted upon a toad.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Two guys from my hometown
just love to go fishin'by csmmoms2 50 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 29 1:03 AM• Commented on by judge.
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