Hey guys! I want to laugh, please enter in your funniest poem.
1 prewrite each
RULES
*No erotica or adult entries please, I'm only a kid
*If I can't read it I won't-no OTT backgrounds.
*Please use capitals properly and spell check
-heva
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1 prewrite each
RULES
*No erotica or adult entries please, I'm only a kid
*If I can't read it I won't-no OTT backgrounds.
*Please use capitals properly and spell check
-heva
x
o
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on August 12
- Rewards: Gold: 600, Silver: 100, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 3 people
- Final notes: Hi everyone! I'm sorry it took me so long to judge this, I've been a bit busy lately. Oh and how wonderful it was to judge this! (and hard)... I could barely decide the order for the top 3 let alone the rest of the finalists. I loved reading all of the entries so thanks for entering, it was fun!
I hope you read some o the other poems, and the top 3 are definitly worth a look!
1- Wrong House
2- The Lay By
3- Why i am not riding that bus again
Congrats to you all!
-heva
Contest Winners
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I pulled into a lay bye cause I was taken short
Cocked my leg over the fence my trousers then got caught• Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
Sorry for the lenght, i was bored• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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Roses are red,
violets are blue,• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
A piece of popcorn
escaped from the pan• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
In Bindybandy-on-the-Sand
A celebration feast is planned• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
Gold trophy winner
Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Honorable mention
Entries [34]
1 - 34 of 34
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Think you’re really bright
And in control• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I find myself waking up early to smell the coffee
because I just need to catch that worm• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
by MJ Donnelly 26 lines, 32 comments, on Apr 14 3:22 PM 2007. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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A flamboyant porky fellow
much to his dismay, pulled the corkby Rebicmel 12 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 20 12:33 PM• Commented on by judge. -
A cat makes a dash cross the lawn in the night
A tomcat gives chase as he follows in flight• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Last night in the garden timmy heard a noise
When he saw it shadowed in the moonlight,• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
It's quite a feat to stand and eat
with a clowder of cats at your feetby malmadre 16 lines, 7 comments, on Jan 5 6:35 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
by paperparadox 99 lines, 36 comments, on Sep 29 9:58 PM 2006. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Ahh, the sweet smell of Friday!!
I just got paid and this is my agenda...• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
If I win this crazy contest
Then I surely will be blessed• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
cupcakes make me smile
as does burning down the whole town!• Commented on by judge. -
The silly camp director Just welcomed us to camp.by PianoMan 43 lines, 26 comments, on Jul 17 11:56 AM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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It was the 3rd game of the season
And the we pepband kids were getting bored... fastby The cliche typo 50 lines, 15 comments, on Jun 21 9:17 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
From the moment we met in a blaze of happenstance;
I could scarcely deny the pangs of hunger left to chance.by Knight70 29 lines, 26 comments, on Jun 3 1:21 AM. In Contest, Looney Tunes tribute, Humor, In memorium, Childhood memories to savor
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Yes, I know it's not lyrically beautiful.by JustBe 31 lines, 23 comments, on May 19 12:28 AM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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My kitten is a nut job,
She loves to hop around!by tayl0r153 8 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 22 2:36 PM• Commented on by judge. -
My lovely old lady was Malice,
She was queen of all slime and all smut,by Emmanuel Cant 34 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 23 1:14 PM. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
This one's for you
Mr. I wear my pants too tight• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Ten hot days!
Getting exited when the fountby RyanosaurusWrecks 17 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 1 9:49 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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