ok heres the beloved rules-
~Make me laugh so hard i cant breath!!!!
~No adult crap- i'm 15 people and my virgin eyes do not wish to read it!
~TRY to keep it short- if it is insanley funny WICH ALL ENTRYS SHOULD BE i wont care if its long, but try?
~no bashing god or others!
~Go ahead and raPe ThE SHiFt kEy iF You WaNt... iTs FUnY (i cant do i right lolz)
~I WANT TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FRICKIN FACE!! BRING ON THE COMEDY!!!
~Make me laugh so hard i cant breath!!!!
~No adult crap- i'm 15 people and my virgin eyes do not wish to read it!
~TRY to keep it short- if it is insanley funny WICH ALL ENTRYS SHOULD BE i wont care if its long, but try?
~no bashing god or others!
~Go ahead and raPe ThE SHiFt kEy iF You WaNt... iTs FUnY (i cant do i right lolz)
~I WANT TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FRICKIN FACE!! BRING ON THE COMEDY!!!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on July 14
- Rewards: Gold: 200, Silver: 150, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 3 people
- Final notes: good job evry one! this was realy hard to judge- the results are not in order after the HM's... you are all invitwd to join this contest! thanks! http://allpoetry.com/contest/2453533
Contest Winners
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Armed with nothing but my rusty trusty shotgun
I go in search of my turkeyby SmokinHotWhiteTiger 24 lines, 32 comments, on Nov 15 3:06 AM 2006. In Other, Nature, Humor
Honorable mention
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I WaS hEld BaCk iN ScHooL
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Um..Dude?
Where's my disco ball?by Blue-Rose Beauty 11 lines, 64 comments, on Mar 29 4:10 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
Roses are red,
violets are blue,• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
Oh dear Lord honey
It’s a killer ringneck• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
No more teachers, no more books, no more pencils, no more pens.
No more classmate's dirty looks or swim coach's creepy grins.• Commented on by judge. [remove] -
I think my index finger is quite a little dandy.
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O sing me a song of Chicken with fries
Deep fried and battered for my hungry eyes• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
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I want to hear your expressionby RobertPaulson 38 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 24 4:41 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
You're not emo if you don't cut yourself with a shaving razor
Making not so deep cuts to prove to all the hatersby Fibe Kill-DFW Punk- 34 lines, 12 comments, on Jul 7 5:50 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
“Honey, listen, if you want to slow dance, please remove the shoes.”
“No, you listen, I am woman. ROAR! I will do as I choose.”• Commented on by judge. [remove]
Gold trophy winner
Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Entries [44]
1 - 44 of 44
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so warm, rich , and thickby Sempre da soli 14 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 21 12:23 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Henry loved his sticky toffee,
treacle pudding, cream banoffee.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
by Billbard 4 lines, 15 comments, on Aug 17 8:40 AM 2008. In Adult humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I pulled into a lay bye cause I was taken short
Cocked my leg over the fence my trousers then got caughtby judmc 9 lines, 50 comments, on Apr 23 6:52 AM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
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My baking butt is wet
Because of all the sweatby Mercury Rising 36 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 6 10:30 AM. In Light Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I met him on the West Coast Trail
In the spring of 69• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
My best friend,
The only one that can make me laugh.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
The silly camp director Just welcomed us to camp.by PianoMan 43 lines, 26 comments, on Jul 17 11:56 AM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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In Umbleania by the Sea
They thought they'd stage their own Grand Prix• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
My name is bob,
I was born with incredibly strong toes!!• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I'm obsessed with bull frogs and midgets,
midgets who like to watch movies,• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Pandas often do handstands
When having a pee• Commented on by judge. -
Hey, you are so hot, there is an attack on planet earth and I wanted to spend the last few minutes of my life with you.
I'm so sorry I ble• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Love Actually
Hugh Grantby XxGoldenxXDawnxX 55 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 18 4:31 PM 2006. In Weird• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
by Fritz O skennick 18 lines, 26 comments, on Mar 24 2:31 PM 2008. In Dark, Death, Humour, Weird, Animation. Video.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Title comes from actual experience, when I used this effort as an example of humor to a class and the teacher had this affliction...!by taylorndncar 12 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 10 12:31 PM. In Humor• Viewed by judge.
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"It all starts somewhere!" He looks around....
Jim takes a pinch of snuff,by Oleander 29 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 11 9:00 AM• Commented on by judge. -
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A piece of popcorn
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I am writing quickly,
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I’ve been an outlaw ever since I killed my in-laws with my left hand because I’m a southpaw. Though I sound raw, insensitive and all, I pout often with thoughts of how long it’s been since I’ve been called by an old friend fo• Commented on by judge.
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Thanks for gold and bronze and HM,, thats a first for me
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Hi there,
Thank you for your kind words
& the Silver shiny 
Both are very much appreciated... 
Take care,
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LOL wow wtg Wuz on your 3 trophies quite impressive
thank you for the HM trophy I appreciate it. Wtg buddy Fritz on your Silver you rock dude
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