OK all yah HillBilly wannabees grab yerself a lady/guy and yer favorite possum soup recipe ...holler fer Ma and Pa and all the cousins ...Lets git on down to the Haybales an have a hog hootin and turkey wailin Hoedown ...Tell Kelly an Nelly an Trelly an Delly and Garferd ..in fact invite the fuedin neighbours as well...Lets woop up the ol valley...Redneck style ...best of all bring yer bestest poems/prose on the way we live and we'll have the battle of the century...... see if we can fiddle this one out ....Lets do it true mountain style Woop woop ...o no I stepped in cow poop!
Rules ...
None of that er computey speak
No swearin ...this is also fer kids and we don't know what it means
No War an Peace ...I got hogs to attended to and not that much time
No abuse er cuttin..this will be a fued free zone
Have lots a fun an lets get this er HoeDown started
so without further ado good luck to all yah wonderful rednecks ...hey aren't you the son of my cousins cousin
Rules ...
None of that er computey speak
No swearin ...this is also fer kids and we don't know what it means
No War an Peace ...I got hogs to attended to and not that much time
No abuse er cuttin..this will be a fued free zone
Have lots a fun an lets get this er HoeDown started
so without further ado good luck to all yah wonderful rednecks ...hey aren't you the son of my cousins cousin
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on July 21
- Rewards: Gold: 1200, Silver: 600, Bronze: 300, Honorable mention: 5 people
- Final notes: Well Maw has turned off the still and the donkeys drinking the swill and da Banjo players run off wit Milley and Cousin Jed is courted Jilley and the moonshines runnin low...even the old horse is lying with his back on the ground and legs in da air and roosters fergot ta crow ...but one thing I do know ...Yer all did a wondafeul job cousins...congratulations on yer winnins and maybe you all come back someday fer me next Howedown
Contest Winners
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Oh there is not a better more relaxing party than a hillbilly hoedownby storiesuntold 50 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 16 9:26 PM. In words miss spelled for a reason
Silver trophy winner
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Hay ya nabor! letsa due tha ho dohown
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Bronze trophy winner
Honorable mention
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Miles from the outskirts of town
Is my homeby Redneck626 22 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 7 6:29 PM• Commented on by judge. -
They walk barefoot
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Der I was, a slave,
Black from birth and sunby batsinmyheart 37 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 8 8:29 PM• Commented on by judge. -
While back I heard a story bout a man who came from glory,
he'd been pinned on across and washed away our sins for you and me.• Commented on by judge.
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Hell Yeah! all us hillbillies gots to stick together! who else we gonna marry???
got you bookmarked son!
laurie
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love your introduction but what the hell is a hodown?
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A Hillbilly hodown is a bunch of rednecks who get together and dance it all out ta music , hillbilly music, usually held in a big ol barn its were all the mountain men meet the mountain girls and dance ta music like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-reRkY0ExY&feature=related even the kids get involved ..so get out yah overalls and put on dat gingham dress cause Sally's gonna saute tonight eh ha!
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I'm thinking of entering. I want to tell you I had a real live opossum walk up my driveway, under my car and travel on out the back screen door that was a little ajar. I won't be writing about making Opossum soup, or cooked possum. This happened just last Thursday.
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Well now son, sounds like youns' is ahavin' a pardy! Mite put on my best bib dukins' and head on over
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YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!
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Weee doggies,
I's may jist have t' join this lil hoedown now. (Rubs chin thoughtfully) Y'all no us Hoosiers are jist Kentuckians tat got lost on hour way t' Meeechigan. LOL! I's all try 'n' gets sumin' wreeten. LOL!
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Sure nuf this be a great contest. I'll see 'bout gittin' some of that there mulberreh pie of mum's an' dust off that ol fiddle ifen I kin find it...
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Aww shucks, if I caint swear, it ain't country.
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I think I'm gonna come back to this. Got you bookmarked, boy.
Dax
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Even living in the city, life in my heart is that slow layback way of the country bumpkin I was growing up, at least in the summer time.
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I so wanted to enter this, but I haven't had the time to write anything... I apologize for any inconvience I may have caused ...
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Thank you very much for my honor win. And, thank you for another fun contest to been apart of! It was another refreshing contest with lots of fun reads!!
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Thank you for the HM, congrats to all the winners.
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Thank you for the bronze!
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