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BluesMan’s 1st Newspaper Article Humor Contest

Your Prompt Is

The Newspaper Article
Rhyme, Form Or Freewrite
The Choice Is Your’s

Take it where you will.
Just have fun and make me laugh my ass off!
The one that makes me

laugh the hardest,
wins the Gold
Regular rules apply
Have fun

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on July 21
  • Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 1 people
  • Final notes:
    Thank you one and all for entering my contest Your humorus entries are helping me heal from my operation.

Contest Winners

  1. Trouble in Threes
    A man's home is his castle! That's what I've always said
    and that's way to this unkindly ending I've been led
    by Rovingone 41 lines, 9 comments, on Jul 4 4:37 PM. In Humor
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Suffering Matrimonial Harmony
    Normal 0 false false false MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 /* St
    by ears2hearyou 63 lines, 27 comments, on Jul 6 6:45 PM. In Contest, Humor, Life, Love, Contemporary, Family, Hope, Society
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. I Can't Win
    It wasn’t long ago
    Maybe a year or two
    by An Old Codger 80 lines, 13 comments, on Jul 4 10:14 PM. In Contest, Fun Stuff, Humor, noguest
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. Weren’t No Big Thing
    My wife is just making it sound worse than it was,
    just like the last time it happen
    by penman 48 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 4 5:41 PM. In Other, Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. Master of Disaster
    I never really considered myself a skillful handyman,
    But I've been accused of saving a buck just because I can,
    by Ken J 33 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 4 9:58 PM. In Contest, Humor
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. Ain't That a Kick In the Pants
    Danger from room to room- where do I go next?
    by mcheadle 14 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 4 5:57 PM. In Fantasy, Hope, Humor, Life, Personal, Thoughts
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • daviscth silver member
    July 4
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    LOL Well bro, I can see how this could happen.


  • cricketjeff gold member
    July 4
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    I wonder if he's related to Sister Mary Jane ...

    http://allpoetry.com/contest/2414397


  • Budart
    July 4
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    Part pooper alert!

    This is a funny story but I think it is an urban myth. I have heard it before years ago. You'll notice that the author is recounting a story she heard with no further fact checking.



  • Dragonbabyx3
    July 4
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    LMAO This is hilarious!


  • Haiku-bless-you silver member
    July 4
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    I'm laughing too hard to be able to write Sounds like a fun contest to host!

    Dennis

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