I won a PIF letter contest from AliceinPoetryland and am paying it forward with this contest.
No, I don't want a letter to me or about me or about you. Here's the scenario. You just found out you got an inheritance from you Uncle Ned. And you are so thrilled, dreaming riches. You know he was loaded and you were his favorite relative so you already quit your job, told the boss off and planned a big vacation with the family.
But they you find out at the reading of the will, Uncle Ned went crazy in his final days, gave all his money to a nurse name Sugar LaToosh. What you got was this:
So want I want you to do is write a letter to make this gem of a car the most desirable buy in the world. You got to make everyone want this car. Come on make us all want two. Then you'll be able to dangling a suck up bribe under your boss's nose to get your job back, buy you spouse some "I'm sorry I was stupid again," gift and get the kiddies a few video games to keep them from calling you a complete moron.
no line limit
if adult please label.
please put picture link in AN
http://www.impactlab.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/ugly-car-67.jpg
No, I don't want a letter to me or about me or about you. Here's the scenario. You just found out you got an inheritance from you Uncle Ned. And you are so thrilled, dreaming riches. You know he was loaded and you were his favorite relative so you already quit your job, told the boss off and planned a big vacation with the family.
But they you find out at the reading of the will, Uncle Ned went crazy in his final days, gave all his money to a nurse name Sugar LaToosh. What you got was this:
So want I want you to do is write a letter to make this gem of a car the most desirable buy in the world. You got to make everyone want this car. Come on make us all want two. Then you'll be able to dangling a suck up bribe under your boss's nose to get your job back, buy you spouse some "I'm sorry I was stupid again," gift and get the kiddies a few video games to keep them from calling you a complete moron.
no line limit
if adult please label.
please put picture link in AN
http://www.impactlab.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/ugly-car-67.jpg
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on July 7
- Rewards: Gold: 750, Silver: 500, Bronze: 250, Honorable mention: 5 people
- Final notes: Thank you to everyone who entered. All the poems were very creative. Honorable mentions are in no set order
Contest Winners
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Dear Penman:
When you receive this letter promise me you will burn it immediately.by ears2hearyou 37 lines, 17 comments, on Jul 3 1:31 AM. In Contemporary, Contest, Humour, Humor, Life, Society, Friendship
Gold trophy winner
• Commented on by judge. [remove] - Error: Unable to find finalist item 5498519, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
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Gol-ly I am so lucky to have been called
and alerted of my big win!• Commented on by judge. [remove]
Honorable mention
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LMAO!!! Now this should be a funny letter contest bro.
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I wished I had time, to do this
but promise to enter some of yours when I get back. only here for a minute then off again till tomorrow sometime...have fun Sis Linda -
My goodness...looks like a yellow cab souped up....what a gift....and what a contest.....Uncle Ned sure went nuts!
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awesome car.. lol.. only halfway joking. I'm going to pay attention to this and read the entries.
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I've owned worse...
laurie
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