I am leaving for Tennessee next friday, and when i get back Wednesday, i want to kick back, relax, and read some poems. so your objective is to do just that.
do you accept?
NOTE: I WILL NOT COMMENT WHILE I AM AWAY BECAUSE I WILL HAVE NO INTERNET ACCESS. word of warning.
prompt #1 : make me laugh. can be silly, ignorant, funny, whatever, i must lol.
prompt #2 : make me wonder. confuse me, something deep. philosophical
Rules: because we all love them.
NONE of that "cuz i aint got non u no wha i sayin ya dum azz biotch" im not from the hood and i will have no idea what you are saying.
NO erotic (God is watching)
DO NOT molest your shift key.
I do not care if you swear, because i am not your mother.
NO abuse, because thats not very funny.
NO religion, thats the LAST thing i want to think about.
If its longer than, lets say, 20-ish lines, i will get bored, and you will not win.
All kinds of poetry accepted.
*failure to comply with the given rules will result in an instant DQ so pay attention* i have already DQ'd 2 people for having it too long so WATCH IT MISTER!
HAVE FUN!!! xoxo
this contest is easy. you have nothing to lose. indulge.
do you accept?
NOTE: I WILL NOT COMMENT WHILE I AM AWAY BECAUSE I WILL HAVE NO INTERNET ACCESS. word of warning.
prompt #1 : make me laugh. can be silly, ignorant, funny, whatever, i must lol.
prompt #2 : make me wonder. confuse me, something deep. philosophical
Rules: because we all love them.
NONE of that "cuz i aint got non u no wha i sayin ya dum azz biotch" im not from the hood and i will have no idea what you are saying.
NO erotic (God is watching)
DO NOT molest your shift key.
I do not care if you swear, because i am not your mother.
NO abuse, because thats not very funny.
NO religion, thats the LAST thing i want to think about.
If its longer than, lets say, 20-ish lines, i will get bored, and you will not win.
All kinds of poetry accepted.
*failure to comply with the given rules will result in an instant DQ so pay attention* i have already DQ'd 2 people for having it too long so WATCH IT MISTER!
HAVE FUN!!! xoxo
this contest is easy. you have nothing to lose. indulge.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on July 4
- Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 4 people
- Final notes: Thank you all! for entering my contest, some were stupid, others were hard to determin as to the winners. hope you had fun. congrats to all my winners!
Contest Winners
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My fish is now my closest friend
Our telepathic love we send
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Atop the bricks sat lone Lolly Dong,
with one leg and two wooden feet,by cheaphotelsign 27 lines, 12 comments, on Mar 28 4:49 PM 2008. In Weird, Thoughts
Honorable mention
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In my own house
I had to go• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
Um..Dude?
Where's my disco ball?• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
Gold trophy winner
Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Entries [33]
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My dog spot can do many tricks,
He can fetch, he can swim,by The Tmnts Sister 8 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 7 5:46 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
(it helps to know that our mascot is the seagull)
by The cliche typo 32 lines, 39 comments, on Jun 11 8:01 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Running through dizziness
swirls of colors above your headby Avalanche. 32 lines, 5 comments, on May 6 9:04 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
What to write,
What to write.by PianoMan 18 lines, 11 comments, on Jun 2 10:58 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
i am so proud of that spider
swimming in thereby IAmReallySomething 13 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 3 6:54 PM 2007. In Weird• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Just how much I love her
In ten words or less,,,by chael 13 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 18 10:51 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I watch the way of a bumbling bear
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Prince Charming, oh Prince Charming
Where could you possibly be?by Allyson.Lashae. 19 lines, 18 comments, on Jun 10 6:45 AM. In Humor, Funny, Love, Thoughts, Life, Relationships• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I was told the other day
to pray;by enlightenedatheist 33 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 17 11:10 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
"How pleasant you are,"
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by MysteriousStrangerX 63 lines, 31 comments, on May 5 12:22 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Willow tree wand'ring, wade through fast dying river
Lush blooming fields fallen of late• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
U know I can make you laugh
A little purple ball told me soby Blackwidow121 14 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 2 8:02 PM• Commented on by judge. -
I have to tell you now, Cullen,
I don't like how you are.by DeathuponTyne 28 lines, 13 comments, on Jun 13 4:13 AM. In Twilight, Edward Cullen, Humor, Thoughts• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
She looks down,
Horror befalls her,by Kajal lutchminarian 15 lines, 11 comments, on May 24 8:20 AM. In Fantasy• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Why is it there lie,s so much inside the mind of the human ? Shelled within the bottle of a destiny.-- From witch there is no choose but toby roland halloway 22 lines, 27 comments, on Apr 18 8:43 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by Olivias Violin 10 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 2 9:41 AM. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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When the world was filled with helium
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A little longer than 20 lines, but the lines are very short. (Some only one word)by WatchingStars 37 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 14 9:17 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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OK I was the one who has the poem craters that was too long... so i reentered with Helium which is 22 i hope that that is ok....
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