How well can you lie? Can you do it convincingly?
I am willing to give away some points to the
person who can make me laugh the hardest
with the most convincing lies. Yep, that's right!
Below you will find a list of questions. I do not want
poems, just answer the questions ( copy and paste to
your entry and then fill them out please) with the most
outrageous lies you can think of. The person who can make
me laugh the hardest will win! It is that simple.
Note: You must copy and paste ALL of the questions
into your entry to qualify for the contest, and you must
answer each and every question to qualify. I am NOT
looking for poetry! I am looking for creative people in an
unorthodox manner for a reason, please do NOT submit poems!
How were you born if not from your mother?
Close your eyes and tell me what you see!
If all the churches disappeared where would you spend Sundays?
Your first born child has just been born and it has the head of a crocodile, explain!
You have just invented a new breakfast food, unlike anything we have seen before... describe it!
Tell me why you hate me ( remember you are telling a lie.. lay it on me).
Why do you lie? ( again... remember you are telling a lie so be creative)
You caught your neighbor sleeping with your spouse... what do you do? ( you must lie... lol)
If one plus one equals two, why aren't all married couples having twins?
Tell me who is the worst poet on Allpoetry and why?
NOTE: you must copy and paste the above questions in your entry and answer each and every one seperately to qualify for this contest... I am not looking for poems, just straight forward answers, again make me laugh! I am looking for creative people!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on July 7
- Rewards: Gold: 800, Silver: 400, Bronze: 200, Honorable mention: 5 people
- Final notes: I want to thank each and everyone of you for entering my contest. I can't remember the last time that I laughed so much. I never anticipated it being so hard to judge this contest, as a matter of fact I ended up closing it early because I realized just how hard it was going to be when I saw how stiff the competition was getting. It took me two solid days of reviewing the entries over and over again to narrow it down. I ended up having to add five Honorable mentions, which I had not planned to do because I just felt that the creativity level among some of the entries were so outstanding that I could not let it go unrewarded. Let me say this before I go any further. I would have given out more awards had the site allowed it and I am disappointed to find that the site would not allow it. I can't remember the last time that I held a contest and was so pleased to find the entries giving me exactly what I was asking for. I thank you all from the bottom of my heart. Now I know that many people like to pull your entries from a contest when you do not place. However, I held this contest for a reason as I noted on your comments and which I will reveal now. I am taking a break from posting my own writing from this site for a bit, however I will continue to read others and comment as well as hold contest. I wish to expand my favorites list because it appears that since I have not been posting those who were on my favorites list must have removed my name as I no longer seem to have anything showing up when I click " read by your favorites" ( or very little anyway).
I like to read stuff by people who think outside the box, thus the unorthodox means of finding creative people. Now some of you did not place in this contest, but that doesn't mean that I did not like what I saw, it only means that the site did not allow me to give more than 8 awards, so please do not remove your entries until I have had a chance to see who you are and match your entries up with your name ( unless you prefer I do not add you to my favorites list, then by all means go ahead and remove your entry... lol). Congrats to all the winners and again... Thank you all for entering, it was the most fun I have had in a very long while!
P.S. - If you have not read the gold, silver or bronze entries... you are really missing out on some huge laughs! Whomever those three charactors are... they are a riot and I assume are the life of the party when invited... lmbo!
Contest Winners
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How were you born if not from your mother?
by Andrew Wood 40 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 28 12:17 PM. In Contemporary, Fantasy, Humor, Life, Thoughts, Weird
Silver trophy winner
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1. How were you born if not of your mother.
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How were you born if not from your mother?by Mister Mattia 67 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 28 8:09 AM• Commented on by judge. -
How were you born if not from your mother?
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How were you born if not from your mother? I grew from the ground like a pot plant,then picked off with the rest of the buds. Close your eyby thisilove09 0 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 28 12:52 PM• Commented on by judge.
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How were you born if not from your mother? I wasnt born I was hatched!• Commented on by judge.
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How were you born if not from your mother? there was this pea pod and this purple bee...and...well....i think you know where it went from there.by xmiasmatik 49 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 28 11:19 PM• Commented on by judge.
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How were you born if not from your mother?
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Well to start off you have no genetically altered parts on you (what a freak). Second you always smell like Roses and sweet Vanillia YUCK!by MR Frood 41 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 28 11:48 AM• Commented on by judge.
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Thank you for the honor of the gold. And for hosting such an amazingly creative contest. Congratulations to all the winners.
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