Hey everyone! For this contest I want you to enter your funniest poem you've written. I'd prefer fresh writes for this one but I'll allow PW's. 
Your poem can rhyme or not rhyme, it doesn't matter to me. Nothing less than 15 lines and no more than 80 lines; my attention span is minimal. So make me laugh!! Make me cry from laughing so hard!
Get to it!
But most of all, have fun with this. Can't wait to read all the entries I'll get!
Your poem can rhyme or not rhyme, it doesn't matter to me. Nothing less than 15 lines and no more than 80 lines; my attention span is minimal. So make me laugh!! Make me cry from laughing so hard! Get to it!
But most of all, have fun with this. Can't wait to read all the entries I'll get!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on June 27
- Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 150, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 5 people
- Final notes: WOW! This contest was by far, my favorite. I LOVED all the entries I got! I couldn't stop laughing! Congrats to the winners, and good luck to you all in the future. Keep up the awesome work!
Contest Winners
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She is rich and I am poor
but we get on just fine,by serious clown 23 lines, 43 comments, on Feb 15 4:27 PM 2008. In Humor, Thoughts
Silver trophy winner
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It was the 3rd game of the season
And the we pepband kids were getting bored... fast• Commented on by judge. [remove] -
by Night Hope 36 lines, 100 comments, on Dec 12 3:08 PM 2005. In Weird, Other, Humor
Honorable mention
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Gold trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Entries [30]
1 - 30 of 30
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Your eyes don't leave mine as they dig deep in my soul
They're wearing me down, they're begging for controlby Blue-Rose Beauty 13 lines, 36 comments, on Jun 13 6:35 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Henry loved his sticky toffee,
treacle pudding, cream banoffee.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
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Mike was our hero whose courage made us drool
a boss who was so admired for never losing his cool,• Commented on by judge. -
My baking butt is wet
Because of all the sweatby Mercury Rising 36 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 6 10:30 AM. In Light Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
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(a/n: Sing to the tune of the "Dream Girl" song from the Freecreditreport.com commercials)• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I look into your eyes, those multicolored beauties,
It takes me back into the days when we all had cooties......• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
A song that pokes fun at some "icons" of pop music.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I'm so sorry officer!
I'm in a rush, you see-by Loveberry 12 lines, 11 comments, on Mar 29 6:40 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I doubt the fact that there could be
a downside to ascension,• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Do you have trouble telling time
I find it quite confusing,by serious clown 24 lines, 20 comments, on Nov 23 1:42 PM 2006. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Come dance with me, my darling dear;
just like when we were young.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Sir, that sticker in your window,
seems to offer quite a deal;
but I see now what you’re playing with and it surely can’t be real.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I stopped into a holy haunt
Whose weathered walls were slantingby Mercury Rising 28 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 7 7:16 PM. In Fishy Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Prince Charming, oh Prince Charming
Where could you possibly be?by Allyson.Lashae. 19 lines, 18 comments, on Jun 10 6:45 AM. In Humor, Funny, Love, Thoughts, Life, Relationships• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
by Fritz O skennick 50 lines, 36 comments, on Nov 27 6:18 AM 2008. In Humor, Weird, Thoughts, Life, Christmas, Rant, Depression, Contest, Adult
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A hip-hop song that mocks wannabe gangsters.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Comments
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Thanks for hosting & for the two HM's, XXLoveStruckAngelXX. Out of this many entries, I am, indeed, quite honored. I'm glad you enjoyed my strange humor. Congrats, one & all. Be well, Poets & Scribes. 
“Dorothy Channels Randy Newman & Gets Her Ass Kicked by Munchkins”
http://allpoetry.com/poem/1691418
“Bizarre Tales of the Beyond”
http://allpoetry.com/poem/3224066
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Hi there,
Thank you so much for your kind words And also for the 2 green shinies... All are very much appreciated...
Take care,
Fritz.........
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