write about
(if you're a woman ... how you feel about having the toilet seat left up?
(if your a man ... rationalize as to why you leave it up?
or; now here's a fresh idea: write from both perspectives

Cursing is allowed but minimally.
Humor is appreciated.
Rhyme Only
if you are a paid member, funny graphics are appreciated too
(if you're a woman ... how you feel about having the toilet seat left up?
(if your a man ... rationalize as to why you leave it up?
or; now here's a fresh idea: write from both perspectives

Cursing is allowed but minimally.
Humor is appreciated.
Rhyme Only
if you are a paid member, funny graphics are appreciated too

Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on June 19
- Rewards: Gold: 400
- Final notes: congratulations and thank everyone for entering
Contest Winners
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Way back In theWay Back
when I was a child• Commented on by judge. [remove] -
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If I was a tree frog,
I wouldn't mind sticky toes,• Commented on by judge. [remove]
Entries [17]
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I hurried into the bathroom
doing the potty dance,by Poetess12 26 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 8 5:06 PM• Commented on by judge. -
A lady who insists the lid goes down
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A man's point if view when it comes to the toilet seat...by crowd 13 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 8 6:08 PM• Commented on by judge.
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And for what do I go through all this trouble for?
Almost falling in, every time, and getting soaking wet?by sanctuary WHiTE 34 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 8 6:18 PM• Commented on by judge. -
I walk in the bathroom
And what do I see?by daggertrepe 37 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 8 6:24 PM. In Weird• Commented on by judge. -
Annoying as it is when he leaves loo seat up,I love him so he always gets away with it• Commented on by judge.
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I was fine when i met you
now i've OCDby Lady Ireland 43 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 8 9:20 PM. In Humor• Commented on by judge. -
alone in the house with two men
god it,s such a battleby caddy 15 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 9 1:02 AM• Commented on by judge. -
I love you
I hate the seatby Mirrors fan 14 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 14 10:03 PM• Commented on by judge.
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Comments
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if a man fell butt first into the toilet bowl, maybe he'd start putting the seat down without being requested.
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If a man falls butt first into the toilet bowl and theres nobody there to hear him does he still make a sound?
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Yes,,, but it's not what we women would ever expect to hear.
laurie
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no he doesnt make a sound. no one hears it
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The other questions is, if a man falls butt first into the toilet bowl and there's no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?
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What can two men do
that two women can't do
but a man and woman can do????
Piss in a pot Lol.
This is great ida for a contest hope your having as much fun as me. Thanks. -
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these comments are the most fun of all. I haven't begun reading the entries yet but they look fun too.
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men can send other men to the moon ...
why in hell can't they put the toilet seat down??? -
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Hi poets whisper,
Why worry about what men think...
my Ma always said not to worry what they think
because they don't do it much lol. x
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