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Put The Lid Down

write about

(if you're a woman ... how you feel about having the toilet seat left up?

(if your a man ... rationalize as to why you leave it up?

or; now here's a fresh idea: write from both perspectives

Cursing is allowed but minimally.
Humor is appreciated.
Rhyme Only

if you are a paid member, funny graphics are appreciated too

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on June 19
  • Rewards: Gold: 400
  • Final notes:
    congratulations and thank everyone for entering

Contest Winners

  1. Way back In theWay Back
    when I was a child
    by venomoustoad 62 lines, 10 comments, on Jun 8 6:11 PM
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. by Recluse Writer 14 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 8 11:23 PM. In Humor, Society
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. If I was a tree frog,
    I wouldn't mind sticky toes,
    by GotLilt 34 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 10 11:17 AM. In Contest, Humor
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • adumbpuss
    June 8
    Edit | Reply
    if a man fell butt first into the toilet bowl, maybe he'd start putting the seat down without being requested.

  • If a man falls butt first into the toilet bowl and theres nobody there to hear him does he still make a sound?


    • LAPoe gold member
      June 8
      Edit | Reply
      Yes,,, but it's not what we women would ever expect to hear.

      laurie

  • no he doesnt make a sound. no one hears it

  • The other questions is, if a man falls butt first into the toilet bowl and there's no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?

  • What can two men do
    that two women can't do
    but a man and woman can do????


    Piss in a pot Lol.

    This is great ida for a contest hope your having as much fun as me. Thanks.

    • these comments are the most fun of all. I haven't begun reading the entries yet but they look fun too.

  • men can send other men to the moon ...
    why in hell can't they put the toilet seat down???

    • Hi poets whisper,
      Why worry about what men think...
      my Ma always said not to worry what they think
      because they don't do it much lol. x

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