Humor me, please... 
RHYMING poems, no more than 20 lines... and write about something FOR SALE that is funny. 
RULES:
YOU MAY write in sTicKy CaPs because I will LOVE IT IF YOU DO!
DO NOT even think of anything erotic because if you DO, I shall hit DQ and you will be instantly bonked.
NO adult themed poems, either.
AND NO profane language or anything near unto it.
Have fun and that is very VERY important.
RHYMING poems, no more than 20 lines... and write about something FOR SALE that is funny. RULES:
YOU MAY write in sTicKy CaPs because I will LOVE IT IF YOU DO!
DO NOT even think of anything erotic because if you DO, I shall hit DQ and you will be instantly bonked.
NO adult themed poems, either.
AND NO profane language or anything near unto it.
Have fun and that is very VERY important.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on May 17
- Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100
- Final notes: lol This contest is filled with brilliant humour. Every entry is magnificent and the judging had to be done on Sunday so I could rest for the remainder of the day. lol Thank you, everyone!
Contest Winners
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Gold trophy winner
Silver trophy winner
Entries [11]
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by Susan E. Pennycuff 6 lines, 5 comments, on May 11 11:48 AM. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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weird things for sale Contest! Image i got off of google... I have no idea who did it, though.
by Selithia 22 lines, 5 comments, on May 11 12:49 PM• Commented on by judge. -
This is my bubble gum buffalo,
I invested saliva and bubble blows,• Commented on by judge. -
Here it is, she’s a fine and proper
Rather smelly just the same inside• Commented on by judge. -
For sale one family car
only one hitch it won't go far.• Commented on by judge. -
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Oh this sounds FUN, I'll have to put on my think'n cap??? hey maybe I'll sell my think'n cap
laurie -
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You have one that still works!!!
I been lookin fer one fer ever!!! 
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Hmmmmmmm i might have something for sale around here.... lemme look!!
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I am tempted to enter. But it's been a while since I entered a contest and this one looks like it's filling up fast. What would be an odd thing to sell?
mAyBe I cOuLd SeLl My UsEd UnDeRdRaWeRs...i'D SeLl My SoUl BuT i AlReAdY sOlD tHaT fOr A $1.49.
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lol on that stuff.
You might sell a used puff of smoke from a faulty chimney.
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lol... Laughed out loud, you are so funny here. I would love some blue pony hair.
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I have the perfect poem for this contest. Unfortunately it has a curse word in it. I believe there is only one, but it is used twice. So if you change your mind about the profrane language, or allow it as long as it is to a minimum, please let me know so I can enter. Good luck with the rest of your entries
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#@#%&!! lol Just take the curse words out.
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Great theme for a competition. Pity this one couldn't stay open longer.
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