I want a humorous one liner.
prompt:
be humorous to why you exist and the reason behind it?
Hint this is what i'm looking for
"Paying taxes on my soul is getting me in debt"
" Nowhere to go, I hitchhike my way South and find a Mexican bride!"
just got life insurance, now i'm going anaconda hunting in the amazon."
To die skiing off a mountain ledge; I hope it snows thicker next year"
be creative. no more than one line.
have fun!
be open to fantasy and the unreal.
I am looking for the the possibilities!
they are endless so is the chance of life.
does not need to be metaphysical or spiritual
just some fun with the realm of words.
i will only give trophy to the humors of poems just as life!
again, i am a very critical judge. I like poems to be re-edit and revised.
prompt:
be humorous to why you exist and the reason behind it?
Hint this is what i'm looking for
"Paying taxes on my soul is getting me in debt"
" Nowhere to go, I hitchhike my way South and find a Mexican bride!"
just got life insurance, now i'm going anaconda hunting in the amazon."
To die skiing off a mountain ledge; I hope it snows thicker next year"
be creative. no more than one line.
have fun!
be open to fantasy and the unreal.
I am looking for the the possibilities!
they are endless so is the chance of life.
does not need to be metaphysical or spiritual
just some fun with the realm of words.
i will only give trophy to the humors of poems just as life!
again, i am a very critical judge. I like poems to be re-edit and revised.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on May 18
- Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 50, Bronze: 40, Honorable mention: 2 people
- Final notes: This was a wonderful contest, thanks for all of the humorous one liners.
Contest Winners
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Being told I have the brain of a vegetable; I think; therefore I yam!• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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I am breeze blowing without purpose• Commented on by judge. [remove]
- Error: Unable to find finalist item 5299862, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
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by karma-n-peace 0 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 30 2:20 PM• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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The meaning of life...by ToxicSuicide 0 lines, 6 comments, on May 13 4:34 PM• Commented on by judge. [remove]
Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Honorable mention
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My life sentence is punctuated with a comma, not a periodby Carly Pop 0 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 30 4:19 AM• Commented on by judge.
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To earn my rainbow colored wings so I may fly.by spiritraven 0 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 30 7:39 AM• Commented on by judge.
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Stinky socks reminded me of the past and why I must hire a maid.• Viewed by judge.
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if i was your shadow , i'd stalk you daily.by lilmisspinky135 0 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 30 11:11 AM• Commented on by judge.
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"I am the line which separates the idiot from a genius."• Commented on by judge.
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I guess once I get my degree I'll have it all figured out, so ask me again when that happens.by Big Scrive 0 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 30 11:47 PM• Commented on by judge.
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I am here to find the end of the rainbow; thoes pesky leprechauns keep moving it!by A m b r e a 0 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 30 5:43 PM• Commented on by judge.
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by Shenton 0 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 30 10:07 AM• Commented on by judge.
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I am here to be a pain in the arse and to bug everyone who know's meby babyalah 0 lines, 1 comment, on May 12 2:48 PM• Commented on by judge.
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Because... well, my parents needed a little help...• Commented on by judge.
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I are here being a well good grammaristical writist and to touch people hearts with my poeticnicity is what I is here to done.by CaliDreamer824 0 lines, 5 comments, on May 13 6:35 PM• Commented on by judge.
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Thank you for the bronze. Congratulations to all the winners.
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Thank you so much for the Gold!!!
laurie
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