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celebrate dead dude day!

Prompt: Since it's easter and people that do religion celebrate a dead dude, here, you can celebrate any dead dude (or gal) in the world. See rules below. Closes soon-ish. Happy Dead Dude Day!

 

P.S. If you think this is offensive, I am not sorry because I am allowed to practice my freedom of free speech. And if you find this offensive...why are you even reading this contest page anyways? Besides, you really need to learn to just see the humor in LIFE.

 

P.S. squared: I'm of no religious affiliation, so religious-ness and jesus is a no-no. Watch Religulous by Bill Maher. Amazing stuffs.

 

 

**Remember, I am a gold member, so I can see you & quick comment the piece without ever even viewing it.**


Now time for the dreaded Rules:

NO religion, cliché, erotica, political agenda, or tYPing LIke ThIs will be accepted.  If Isee it, I will remove it.  No ifs, ands,or buts about it. If you rhyme, please do it with taste and originality.

 


- Please, if you have any picture posted with the poem, make sure you credit the picture. You wouldn't like it if someone used your poem without permission.

Only Poetry will be accepted.

 

 

- Only the best will win, so please make sure any grammar errors and spelling is fixed.

 

Also, if you use first person pronoun, "I", it MUST be capitalized.

 I will not read it if you leave that out. So before you enter, please take the time to edit.

Shorter pieces WILL have a better chance. See my grading rubric below.

no crap, please, or I will remove it.

 - Please only enter pieces shorter then 30 lines. Honestly, long pieces bore me and it's not fair to you.

 

make it really, really good.
I like to be impressed.

*Closes at my discretion. I reserve the right to remove a piece as I see fit without explanation*

 


Have fun and good luck! Impress me with some incredible writes!

 

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on May 13
  • Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 3 people
  • Final notes:
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Contest Winners

  1. Artist
    I drew you once
    the thin set of your jaw
    by CrystalLizard 29 lines, 10 comments, on Apr 28 8:12 AM. In Contest, Personal, NaPoMo, Sad
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Rebirth
    April—
    long fingers of grass
    by tinuelena 16 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 26 2:20 AM. In Personal
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Crematorium
    I pissed in
    a crematorium
    by Apocalyptic Scarves 11 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 12 9:58 PM
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. Grave Yard Lover
    by moaner 18 lines, 18 comments, on Apr 13 12:21 PM. In NaPoMo, Adult, Erotica, Weird
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. 'scuze me while I kiss this guy!
    by Black Narcissus 27 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 13 1:37 AM. In Thoughts
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. Karma
    In this illusion we call earth, many religions rule.
    But does religion get you into Heaven, no, an illusion is that.
    by skye01 13 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 13 3:53 AM. In Hope, Life, Love, Thoughts
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • Gabreon
    April 13
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    Hmm, Religulous is like fodder for atheists who want their egos stroked. Not my cup o' tea.

    Have fun with your contest though.


  • lunarlunacy
    April 13
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    this outta be a good un, too many rules for me, but best of luck with the contest


  • Immortal Obscurity gold member
    April 13
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    hmm... can i celebrate cadbury creme-eggs instead?


  • tinuelena
    April 26
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    Loved Religulous. Gabreon, it's not for atheists who want their egos stroked... it's for everyone, to show how effing ridiculous religion can be at times.

    I'm Jewish, so I don't go for the whole Easter thing, but I had a hell of an awesome dead dude to celebrate... I'm sorry I missed the contest.

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