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Jaqui Smith's Husband


British Home Secretary Jacqui Smith's husband, employed at her office on 40,000 pounds per year at tax-oayer's expense, has been caught hiring porno movies and also putting them on tax-payer's expense. Let's have some verses to commemorate this statesmanlike behaviour. I think limericks would be most suitable, but anything that works will do.

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on April 15
  • Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 300, Bronze: 200, Honorable mention: 1 people
  • Final notes:
    Only four entries, but a high standard. Thank you!

Contest Winners

  1. Comeuppance
    There once was a husband named Smith
    Whose government job was a myth
    by hawkeslake 4 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 30 9:40 AM
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. The Honourable Members!
    Four thousand a week for the pair
    So little complaining's unfair
    by cricketjeff 24 lines, 20 comments, on Mar 30 10:00 AM. In Humour, Humor, cynicism, satire
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Error: Unable to find finalist item 5198787, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  4. Error: Unable to find finalist item 5192799, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]

Entries [4]

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  • KevinDunn
    April 15
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    Thank you all. Hard to judge the best!