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Tickle me To Pieces With Corn

I want to double over. Must be extremely funny. Love dry humor or really ripe CORN!
I also love 'Huh' ? stuff as well, long as it gives a good thread somewhere.
(You can see them here: http://allpoetry.com/list/39708-Huh-s----By-any-other-name-is-still----a-Huh- )

I want to double over.

Written in Form or rhyme poetry or prosaic monologue -Maximum 18 lines
( did I mention, I want to double over?)

Rules:
~~No- erotica or dirty tattles

~~ No street profanity

~~No extreme-gross descriptives ( kids may be reading this)
(bathroom humor okay but tastefully done, please)

~~Watch spelling and grammar. It's a must for consideration.
(Editing will be suggested and hopefully heeded-)

Post Script: I want to double over. Yeh.

Most of all, have fun while being artful!

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on April 7
  • Rewards: Gold: 500, Silver: 100, Bronze: 75, Honorable mention: 3 people
  • Final notes:
    Thanks to all who entered in this contest. Lots of good ones, but I had to choose the ones whose poetic or prosaic form was polished as well. Humorous writing is not very easy, especially if it bridled with form restriction!

    The Quick "Um" Dictionary was so surprisingly fortified that it had to take the Gold cake! LOL

    Congrats to all again! Look for another stab at this while I will UP the criteria.
    Warmly, CookieZeal/D-Fellow Poet

Contest Winners

  1. Alfie Trump
    Alfie Trump
    Alfie Trump would never talk
    by words-n-stuff 18 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 20 4:47 PM 2005. In Humor
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. Limerick Junction...
    by liltandrhyme 4 lines, 25 comments, on Jun 13 7:04 AM 2007
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  3. The Ballad of Little John
    They met upon a narrow bridge
    each claiming right of way,
    by Elfin 49 lines, 17 comments, on Sep 3 4:02 PM 2008. In Contest, Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  4. “Blind Man’s Bluff”
    by BuriedTreasures 19 lines, 25 comments, on Mar 27 12:07 PM 2008. In Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  5. Ever wonder why you're on hold so long?
    This one's for you
    Mr. I wear my pants too tight
    by hisaddiction 10 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 27 7:58 PM. In Humor, Contest
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • CaliOkie silver member
    March 29
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    I could easily enter any of my early writes. But, I'm guessing you want intentional corn as opposed to the unintentional! LOL.


  • individuality gold member
    April 7
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    thank you i am pleased you liked my little bit of madness and well done to everyone else in the contest.