Stuff and Nonsense... spoofs and silly poems... PREWRITES

lol Yes, spoofs and nonsense and you may enter two poems, if you have two crazy poems to send our way. One prewrite and one fresh... NOT two prewrites. But you may enter just one prewrite.

HOWEVER... RULES

No erotica or language that would curl my hair.

I know this contest will close FAST so hurry up, now. lol

Contest is Over

• Contest was judged on March 28
• Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100
• Final notes:
  Difficult choices here because... sigh... because I wanted to give 5 gold trophies. I could not give HMs to poets who deserve gold, so I am falling over my keyboard in a heap and banging my head on my Hewlett Packard Vectra printer. lol

• To judge this contest, you need to have at least as many finalists as you have rewards. You have 3 awards but only 2 finalists.

Contest Winners

1. Blind and Flirty (Parody of Ridin' Dirty and White n Nerdy)

   You'll see me rollin' my long cane,
   but everyone knows that I'm just too blind and flirty,

   by xxRainbowDawnxx 66 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 23 7:58 PM 2008
   Gold trophy winner

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
2. I Ask My Skeleton if Weasels can Fly

   I ask my skeleton if my bf
   Is the one, the one who

   by Emmanuel Cant 31 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 27 12:58 PM. In Humor, Totally Inane and Stupid
   Bronze trophy winner

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

Entries [8]

• confusion

  Memories live longer than dreams
  Then dreams are short lived so it seams

  by judmc 10 lines, 19 comments, on Mar 7 7:24 AM 2008

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• "He's Not Gay!" Screams his Lady Fans

  So there I was trapped
  on a greyhound bus,

  by Socialgremlin 49 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 26 4:41 AM 2008. In Humor, Weird, Spiritual

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• God Sent Answer to Single women

  Fat and single and ready to mingle,

  by Nermin Nazim 12 lines, 50 comments, on Jul 25 12:39 AM 2006. In Society, Humor

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Hell

  "Hell" a short two line poem.

  by snolan 1 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 26 9:25 PM

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• The Locker Room

  Ahhhh, the scent of stale testosterone
  coupled with the smell of fresh sweat.

  by jjbreunig3 15 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 30 11:21 AM 2006. In Humor

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• finger licking good

  am I the only one
  who gets enjoyment

  by Fee Kaleeta 7 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 27 11:37 AM. In coprophagia

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite

Comments

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  chasingtheday
  March 28
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  xxRainbowDawnxx
  March 28
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  Wow I WON!
  Mega surprised.
  Thanksss
  Well done to the other winners xxx
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  xxRainbowDawnxx
  March 28
  Edit | Reply
  Wow I WON!
  Mega surprised.
  Thanksss
  Well done to the other winners xxx
• 
  xxRainbowDawnxx
  March 28
  Edit | Reply
  Wow I WON!
  Mega surprised.
  Thanksss
  Well done to the other winners xxx
• 
  xxRainbowDawnxx
  March 28
  Edit | Reply
  Wow I WON!
  Mega surprised.
  Thanksss
  Well done to the other winners xxx
• 
  xxRainbowDawnxx
  March 28
  Edit | Reply
  Wow I WON!
  Mega surprised.
  Thanksss
  Well done to the other winners xxx

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