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Big Points--Funny Rhymer #9

Picture is your prompt--Breathe life into it.
Entries will be judged on degree of humor, relevance to the above picture, quality of rhyme as well as Flow & Meter of the rhyming verse.
Use of spell check and proper punctuation is of upmost importance.
Be sure to follow rules as they will be taken into consideration in the judging and awarding of points.
If you reserve, be sure to submit your composition in a timely manner as this contest will be judged promptly upon closing.
Good luck to you and I look forward to reading your work.

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The Dreaded Rules:

Rhyme Only!
No Less than 10 Lines
No More than 30 Lines
None of tHIs NOnSeNSe
NO PROFANITY! (Keep it Clean)
One Entry Only

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on April 7
  • Rewards: Gold: 2000, Silver: 1000, Bronze: 500, Honorable mention: 5 people
  • Final notes:
    Thank you all for your entries and the humor you provided--
    Because of the number of quality entries, I added additional HM's--
    Congratulations to all the winners!

Contest Winners

  1. Last year, we went on vacation
    filled with such joyous elation.
    by Back at ya 41 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 25 6:26 PM. In Humor
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. by Amera 32 lines, 25 comments, on Mar 30 3:55 AM. In Humor
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Experience guide's moral, learn :
    No-one should beltless sail renew !
    by Jonathan ROBIN 30 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 24 11:14 AM. In Humor, Other
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. Julie, Cindy and Susie all dreamt of sailing upon the sea,
    though living in Kansas and having never seen the ocean,
    by penman 36 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 24 5:13 PM. In Other, Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. Error: Unable to find finalist item 5176629, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  6. "Oooooh Nooooooo will ya look at me!"
    Cats should NEVER go to sea
    by YoursTrulyJulie 20 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 1 8:22 PM. In Humor, Weird, Picture inspired, Contest
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  7. When ever I get out of this water,
    somebody’s gonna die.
    by Beret55 33 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 5 12:31 AM. In Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  8. Rub-a-dub-dub
    Three in a tub
    by James Holdaway 12 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 6 4:41 PM. In Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • Thanks for the HM in your contest Congratulations to all the winners.