As the title suggests, I would love to read some of your funny poems that DO NOT have a gold. (Silver and Bronze are ok)
If adult, please label as such.
Gold 400
Silver 150
Bronze 50
3 entries each and I will close when I feel I have enough.
If adult, please label as such.
Gold 400
Silver 150
Bronze 50
3 entries each and I will close when I feel I have enough.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on July 2
- Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 150, Bronze: 50
- Final notes: I had a wonderful time reading all these entries. You all have an amazing ability to make me laugh and for that I thank you. It wasn’t at all easy to choose the winners.
Contest Winners
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by paperparadox 66 lines, 47 comments, on Apr 25 10:11 PM 2008. In Rhyme, humour.
Gold trophy winner
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by BuriedTreasures 13 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 18 4:11 AM 2008. In Adult, Humor
Bronze trophy winner
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Silver trophy winner
Entries [30]
1 - 30 of 30
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A piece of popcorn
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There was a young Irishman called Shane
Celebrated by drinking so much champagne• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Some people may like Pizza Hut They say you put weight on your butt(lol)• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I don't remember much,
about the day that I was born.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
He was a son of a biscuit eater
Caught in a mell of a hessby Violet Moodswing 27 lines, 10 comments, on May 10 8:40 AM 2006. In Adult humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
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fashion statement
i am notby Violet Moodswing 39 lines, 14 comments, on Oct 14 10:39 AM 2005. In Personal, Humor, Contemporary• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
The atmosphere is beyond exquisite.
The blissfull aroma invites me to eat
The food in her teeth.by Black JaPanther 2 lines, 10 comments, on Mar 10 7:03 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I make my flight early
because I have a very important appointment.
The fat, delicious worm awaits.by Black JaPanther 2 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 10 7:18 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my True Love sent to me, 3 wise men, 2 that would love, and a Savior in a Baby.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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my aunt married a cow
my big sister gave birth to a catby Lanasaur 18 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 9 10:05 AM• Commented on by judge. -
i was daydreaming at school
in my own little world• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
my horse can talk
he repeats what i sayby Lanasaur 18 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 8 5:02 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
It maybe the words we use
not something that we see,• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
COME SEE MY TOE TOUCH!by Nostalgic Moon 10 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 17 12:02 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I was shopping for your Birthday,
I wanted to bring you cheer,by Poetess12 28 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 4 3:40 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
O Mother, dear Mother
What am I going to do?• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
It was late in February
I encountered Laundry Larry.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Brilliant sun rising up out
an orange horizon puddleby lalainya rising 38 lines, 3 comments, on Feb 21 1:05 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
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I used to be outgoing a spirit free and wild,
a chatty happy chappie who laughed a lot and smiled,• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
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How doth the squitty Heffalump covort in shades of blue?
He lands amongst the fartyblooms of which there are a few.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Oh God! Tom is dead
And he isn't in his bed• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Wow!
Thank you so much for the Gold ~ it's a huge surprise considering the field of competition!
Anyway thank you again, and I do so hope reading these entries have helped to lift your spirits... *hugs*
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