Celebrate the great day in Ireland with a few jars of the old black stuff and some tongue twisting limericks,
THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECK
HIS POCKETS FULL OF CRACKERS,
A SPARK FLEW UP HIS TROUSER LEG
AND PARALISED HIS KN****RS
You get the picture?
this will be extended to the 16th of march if I need time to think.
CHALLENGE...............you are allowed to enter up to three seperate ones, can anyone claim all the points for themselves.
My usual rules apply
mark as appropriate and play nice.
My thanks to he who knows who he is for the points by the way.
HM's may be added if indeed you are worthy.
Prewrites are welcome but I will probably give preference to new work,
something perhaps political or news worthy for today
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A LIMERICK IS BY THE WAY............................
WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN???????????????????????????????????
P.S. if you live in the north east of the UK then you can buy the shed, just ask me for a price
THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECK
HIS POCKETS FULL OF CRACKERS,
A SPARK FLEW UP HIS TROUSER LEG
AND PARALISED HIS KN****RS
You get the picture?
this will be extended to the 16th of march if I need time to think.
CHALLENGE...............you are allowed to enter up to three seperate ones, can anyone claim all the points for themselves.
My usual rules apply
mark as appropriate and play nice.
My thanks to he who knows who he is for the points by the way.
HM's may be added if indeed you are worthy.
Prewrites are welcome but I will probably give preference to new work,
something perhaps political or news worthy for today
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A LIMERICK IS BY THE WAY............................
WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN???????????????????????????????????
P.S. if you live in the north east of the UK then you can buy the shed, just ask me for a price
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on March 18
- Rewards: Gold: 500, Silver: 300, Bronze: 100
- Final notes: So many entries all well respected
but i'm afraid some leave me dejected
for limerick's alive
have only lines five
And the scheme it must be respected.
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My thanks to all who participated the results are now cast having used my muse as a sounding board.
Good luck to all in the future.
Contest Winners
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I’ve not many virtues remaining, / though it’s only myself I am blaming. / It is at my own cost, / my virginity’s lost. / But I’ve still go• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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Obama wants all of our money,
our country's liquidity has become quite runny.• Commented on by judge. [remove] -
by BehindTheShadow 4 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 1 9:58 AM• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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There once was a man from Peru,
who spent the day at the zoo.by Spiritual Poet 5 lines, 12 comments, on Mar 26 1:14 PM 2005. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
Gold trophy winner
Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Entries [21]
1 - 21 of 21
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A leprechaun; short, wearing green
Was high on a jug of poteenby LarryATilander 4 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 1 9:43 AM• Commented on by judge. -
In March, Irish eyes do smile,
but, it takes them quite a while.by Yy13 4 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 1 9:48 AM• Commented on by judge. -
• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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There was an old woman from Oz
Whose legs where covered in fuzzby bird on the wire 41 lines, 1 comment, on Mar 5 1:16 PM• Commented on by judge. -
A 98 year old lady said this
When asked why she has no enemies• Commented on by judge.
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What a great shed
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That particular one has a full floor upstairs it has been equiped with a bar and pool table and a plasma t.v., the guy just wanted his kids out of the way.
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