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That is some deep sh**

ok, this is my first contest so sorry if anything is confusing. contact me if you have questions or comments or whatever.
anyway, the contest:
the goal is a poem that makes readers say: 'that is some deep shit right there!"
however
[THIS HAS BEEN PUT AT THE TOP BECAUSE IT SEEMS SOME PEOPLE ARE NOT EVEN BOTHERING TO READ THE WHOLE DESCRIPTION: YOUR PREWRITES HURT ME INSIDE! THEY ARE NOT FOLLOWING THE RULES! YOUR ENTRIES ARE TOO LONG! I AM LOOSING PATIENCE AND I HAVE ONLY READ A FRACTION OF THE ENTRIES! DEAR GOD! MAKE IT END!!]
1. there will be no phrases that lead to nowhere (all the lines should at least vaguely relate to the subject of the entire poem)
2. there will be no easy deep (i dont want to hear about some dumb thing like the meaning of life, please. try and think outside of the box, not what would be discussed in a philosophy course)
3. there will be absolutely NO vocab spew (i dont want to hear your extensive knowledge of the human language, useless buzzwords are not impressive, please use the language found in newspapers and not scientific reports)
4. there doesn't have to be an explanation for your poem, there should just be enough to give me something to nod my head at and narrow my eyes while saying "thats deep man... thats real deep
5. as you may have guessed, obscenity is welcome, i do not, however, want your freaking sexual fantasies. please stick with the necessary and not the ridiculous.
6. i dont care about grammar (obviously), just make things readable and at least try to spell shit right
7. this will not be a novel, i do not have the attention span to read that.

okay, last thing before i turn you loose
please dont give me religious... PLEASE

REVISION!
from now on, only give me a prewrite if it ABSOLUTELY RELATES.
make sure your prewrites FOLLOW THE DAMN RULES!
i am not kicking out anyones poems but i will tell you if your poem DOES NOT WORK FOR THE CONTEST. if i do that, consider your poem out of the running for a prize (i will leave them in so others can read them)

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on February 14, 2009
  • Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 200, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 4 people
  • Final notes:
    oh god, i am so sorry, i cant even think straight right now. i didn't comment and i feel like shit about that. i don't have the willpower. its valentines day and my boyfriend is in another state. i haven't seen him in 7 months or something. why would you all care if i comment or not? i'm 15 years old. what the hell do i know? i know, i'm wallowing in self pity and its pathetic. i want to curl up in my closet and go die. misery, for me, hates company. thank you for entering, sorry i suck at this. read the winners, they're something to think about. actually, don't listen to me, i'm a self centered asshole. shit, my head hurts.

Contest Winners

  1. When there's nothing you want worth the getting
    by Maldronah 35 lines, 14 comments, on Sep 23 6:42 PM 2006
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. So you believe in destiny
    That there's a cosmic reason for you and me
    by oWl Quill 30 lines, 3 comments, on Feb 9 6:10 PM 2009
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Mind expanding
    Understanding
    by xxxLizardKingxxx 38 lines, 13 comments, on Aug 28 10:09 PM 2008. In Weird
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  4. 70,000 child soldiers in Burma
    monks march in non-violence
    by Backporchphilosopher 34 lines, 11 comments, on Dec 15 11:27 PM 2008. In Contest, Hope, Spiritual, Sad, Love, Humanity, War, Message, Inspirational
    Honorable mention
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  5. What if we decided to think for ourselves?
    what would we think about our religions?
    by The Angel in Black 44 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 18 12:41 PM 2005. In Personal
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  6. Every step you take
    Every move you make,
    by Shawnecy808 55 lines, 8 comments, on Feb 8 2:54 AM 2009. In Personal, Society, Life, Thoughts, TRUTH
    Honorable mention
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  7. That, from a simple structure,
    A monument is grown!
    by Loveberry 47 lines, 7 comments, on Jan 28 10:52 AM 2009. In Hope, Life, Thoughts, Weird, Personal, Contest, My own style, Inspirational
    Honorable mention
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]

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  • yukitosumi
    February 9, 2009
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    ew. I hate vocab spew.

    Pretty much one of the best contest descriptions ever.


  • Mr Id
    February 14, 2009
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    Have fun seeing your boyfriend and if you want less people to enter your contests, don't allow pre-writes!

    Happy Valday!

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