GIVE ME SOME LAUGHS!!!

Contest is Over

• Contest was judged on February 10
• Rewards: Gold: 500, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 5 people
• Final notes:
  hi there every one .......although i got alot of enetries.....most of them didnt come across as funny to me ......the preliminary finalists are the only ones who made me laugh (thats why i tried to award them all)...so it was bit dissappointing .......but thnx to you all for entering ..... sorry if my comments on some pieces were abrupt and abit cold.....i just wasnt getting what i wanted!!!!
  
  
  CONGRATULATIONS to the winners ,you deserved it especially THE GOLD TROPHY WINNER!!!
  
  plz check out my future contests !!!
  
  

Contest Winners

1. Error: Unable to find finalist item 4759075, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
2. The Lift

   And another Gold by Trekkergirl that don't show on here

   by Beret55 29 lines, 17 comments, on Apr 4 8:29 PM 2007. In Humor
   Silver trophy winner

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
3. C P R

   by Maxboy 3 lines, 47 comments, on Jun 28 6:47 PM 2008. In Adult Humor, Contest
   Bronze trophy winner

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
4. Ruby And Ethel Texans Tall Tales

   Well boys I suggest you listen for you never know what tomorrow will bring your way ahhahaha

   by storiesuntold 26 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 5 10:31 AM. In Humor
   Honorable mention

   • Commented on by judge. [remove]
5. Mother Goosed

   by apoeticinjustice 35 lines, 13 comments, on Jan 5 11:52 AM 2008. In Humor, Adult
   Honorable mention

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
6. Ben

   There was a fine fellow named Ben
   who lived to be one hundred ten.

   by GotLilt 4 lines, 2 comments, on Feb 7 5:26 PM. In Contest, Humor
   Honorable mention

   • Commented on by judge. [remove]
7. Little White Lie

   by doolie 14 lines, 21 comments, on Jan 12 1:00 PM. In Humor, Life, Contest
   Honorable mention

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
8. A Dirty Mind

   by Maxboy 36 lines, 18 comments, on Jan 28 9:20 PM. In Adult, Humor, Sensual, Contest
   Honorable mention

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
9. Thong

   by Maxboy 15 lines, 18 comments, on Dec 3 5:27 PM 2008. In Humor, Nature, Contest

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

Entries [30]

• I thought limericks had to rhyme

  by Shenton 24 lines, on Jan 10 5:15 PM 2008

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• Not enough Money

  All I said was: “Eenie Meeine Minie Mo”.
  I didn't pick you.

  by Tqop 7 lines, 1 comment, on Feb 5 9:43 AM. In Contest, Humor, Friendship

  • Viewed by judge.
• Hey porter!

  Clad in a skintight
  Manchester united football strip-

  by Floorboards 43 lines, 34 comments, on Mar 28 7:00 PM 2008. In Society, Thoughts, Life, Humor

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Umbrella

  Here's a thought to cheer you
  As you go on your way

  by Hot Llama Love 3 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 7 11:39 PM 2008

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• If A spider Had To Wear Trousers.

  by Black Narcissus 24 lines, 1 comment, on Feb 5 10:25 AM. In Humor

  • Commented on by judge.
• Hep Hound

  by Billbard 11 lines, 26 comments, on Nov 8 9:10 PM 2003. In Humor

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Confucius Says 3 .

  by Billbard 24 lines, 26 comments, on Nov 21 8:50 AM 2003. In Haiku

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Jimmy's Trip

  Yep, the house needs to be cleaned today. I think we've all slacked off a bit. Jimmy's now washing the windows in his fluorescent g-string and Dinah is vacuuming in her rubber shirt and shorts, but keeps missing every piece o

  by Mistress Leala 1 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 5 10:52 AM. In Thoughts, Contest, Weird, Humor, Friendship, Freewrite, Happiness, Humour

  • Viewed by judge.
• A Day In A Place Called Oak Park(True Story)

  by JeremyWilliams 37 lines, 4 comments, on Feb 5 10:48 AM. In Humor, Life

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• A Typical Fucking Night In Oak Park

  We sat up to Larry’s one Saturday night
  Rum in hand there was sure to be a fight

  by JeremyWilliams 38 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 9 9:17 PM 2007. In true story

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• A Corny Friday Night(True Story)

  by JeremyWilliams 35 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 11 11:20 AM. In Lyrics, Humor

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• Worthless or Priceless?

  The one that got away...

  by WordsDoMatter 23 lines, 23 comments, on Dec 25 9:19 AM 2008

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• The Nightmare Before Christmas

  Twas a nightmare 'fore Christmas
  Only one in the house

  by AlittleWrong 53 lines, 13 comments, on Jan 8 1:55 AM

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Procrastination

  I just spent all day today
  Putting off until tomorrow

  by chael 11 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 6 9:58 PM

  • Commented on by judge.
• My dog spot

  My dog spot can do many tricks,
  He can fetch, he can swim,

  by The Tmnts Sister 8 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 7 5:46 PM 2008

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Working Man

  There is a working man from Bury
  Six hundred men under him directly

  by Lee Tai Wah 5 lines, 9 comments, on Dec 2 10:43 PM 2008. In Contest, limerick, humour

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Peeing At Night

  There was once a very old feller
  Who excitedly told his pastor

  by Lee Tai Wah 6 lines, 13 comments, on Feb 1 12:42 AM. In Contest, Humor, Life, Limerick

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• ~ Red Neck - Valentine ~

  Yur eye's shine like the chrome bumper
  on my old pickup truck ....

  by Ez Writer 28 lines, 28 comments, on Feb 8 9:16 PM. In Contest, Humor

  • Commented on by judge.
• Snow White, Blood Red

  My face is as pale as a gleam from the moon
  My cheeks as white as a wildflower in June

  by poet360 4 lines, 3 comments, on Feb 6 9:02 PM. In Humor, Weird, Other, Fun

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Theory Infraction

  What excuse will you use?
  

  by WordsDoMatter 39 lines, 30 comments, on Dec 17 6:06 AM 2008. In funny, speeding, officer, humorous, fun, excuse

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• The Only Fix to Summer is Winter

  Finally when Autumn decides to arrive,
  It finds me still here but barely alive.

  by AlittleWrong 29 lines, 22 comments, on Dec 4 7:33 PM 2008

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite

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