Hello there,
Welcome to my contest this one is going to be a funny one. I want you to write a short limerick . It has to be a funny and weird and something that will crack me up laughing i will give u a few exgamples of some famous limericks by Edward Lear and Lewis Carrol.
rules-no porn , no sexual , NoFuNNy wRittn no rude comments
e.g-There was a young person of Smyrna,
Whoses Granma threatened to burn her,
But she sized on the cat
And said, 'Granny burn that!
You incongrous woman of Smyrna.
Remember the rule of limericks- First two lines ryhme second two lines dont ryhme with the first but they rhyme with eachother and the last lines rhymes with the first two lines. BEST OF LUCK.
MAY THE BEST FUNNY LIMERICK WIN!
submit as many as you want
Welcome to my contest this one is going to be a funny one. I want you to write a short limerick . It has to be a funny and weird and something that will crack me up laughing i will give u a few exgamples of some famous limericks by Edward Lear and Lewis Carrol.
rules-no porn , no sexual , NoFuNNy wRittn no rude comments
e.g-There was a young person of Smyrna,
Whoses Granma threatened to burn her,
But she sized on the cat
And said, 'Granny burn that!
You incongrous woman of Smyrna.
Remember the rule of limericks- First two lines ryhme second two lines dont ryhme with the first but they rhyme with eachother and the last lines rhymes with the first two lines. BEST OF LUCK.
MAY THE BEST FUNNY LIMERICK WIN!
submit as many as you want
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on February 9
- Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 50, Bronze: 22
- Final notes: congratulations to the winners and everyone it was so funny all of your poems i really enojyed reading them well done and thankyou.
- To judge this contest, you need to have at least as many finalists as you have rewards. You have 3 awards but only 2 finalists.
Contest Winners
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There was a young woman from Thrace!
Who's corsets grew too tight to lace!• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
There was a young man named Mark
thought he was a bright spark• Commented on by judge. [remove]
Gold trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Entries [19]
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There is a working man from Bury
Six hundred men under him directly• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I've an Indian Runner duck
For whom I paid only a buck• Commented on by judge. -
Albert was a postman long and lean
resembling a runner bean• Commented on by judge. -
There once was a sour patch kid
who lived life like all patches didby AtlantisGrave 4 lines, 1 comment, on Jan 31 4:25 PM• Commented on by judge. -
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by Vera Rich 5 lines, 18 comments, on Apr 30 5:45 AM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Fishes are many in the water / But none is funnier than this fellow / His beard is long / His moustache is strong / His dress is still stronger / Than the dress of a mailed knight / He has a sword on his foreby karabi 11 lines, 8 comments, on May 16 12:34 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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there once was a boy named sue
he didn't have a clueby paperbackwriter 4 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 31 12:14 PM• Commented on by judge. -
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There was once a very old feller
Who excitedly told his pastor• Commented on by judge. -
by the evil angel 4 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 26 11:05 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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There once was a great depression
which left a really nasty impression.• Commented on by judge. -
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eating lots of shillies can transport you to mars!by cupcakealia 4 lines, 4 comments, on Feb 1 7:27 AM• Commented on by judge.
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Thanks for the silver and for a fun contest. I enjoyed it and congratulations to the other winners. Take care and Have fun. Steve
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