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Down Right Dirty

When my muse comes over me, I just let it flow. I want your muse! It is time for another contest from Starhiker, and this time it's for adults ONLY, because, as the contest title says, I want it down right dirty. Write me the dirtiest, naughtiest, raunchiest, horniest poem, and you will be richly awarded! I want to sizzle after reading your poem!

This is an anonymous contest, and to make it fair, I ask you to NOT write your name in your authors comment. Please ask your readers not to use your screen name or real name in their comments. I will NOT consider any poem where I find the name of the author... it is hard to unlearn your name.

A few rules is in order...

1) No prewrites, only fresh poetry allowed.
2) No perversities, at least not more than one.
3) No slandering, or hate write is allowed.
4) No geek-speak, keep to English please.
5) No decoration, keep it simple, stupid.

Winner will be awarded 400 points along with the shiny gold trophy. Silver gets 200 points, and bronze gets 100 points. Thanks for the donations, making me able to give out respectable awards.

Use your imagination, and make your words speak for your naughtiness. No need to be nasty to be kinky. Now get that ink flowing.

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on February 21
  • Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100
  • Final notes:
    Sorry for not judging this contest before, but I had a few issues to take care of, before I could dedicate myself to this contest. I read through and commented on all of the poems, but in the end the top three was hard to place. But alas, I can not give three golds, so this has to be the final order.

    1st place goes to "The First Time", because of it being so dirty it is literally sinning in church. There is not much more dirty than that, is there?

    2nd place goes to "harder.", because of the dark, dripping wet desire it made tingling in me... Red Light district and Film Noir is the impression.

    3rd place goes to "Break Time", because it reminded me of the time I worked close to home, and could stop by for a quickie in the lunch break.

    My apologies to the other finalist for not being able to give you a Honorable Mention trophy, which you all deserved...

    Finally, thanks to all who joined this contest, now if you will excuse me, I got a wife I need to seduce.

Contest Winners

  1. The First Time
    by MikeNoxaura 24 lines, 2 comments, on Feb 9 3:50 AM. In Contest, Erotica, Dark, Contemporary, Love, Life, Spiritual, Weird
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. harder.
    by RavenTheWhite 49 lines, 2 comments, on Feb 10 4:09 PM
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Break Time
    by A63-Angel 67 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 14 5:00 PM. In Contest, Down Right Dirty, Adult
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. On her knees
    by The D O M 28 lines, 7 comments, on Jan 14 1:13 PM. In Adult, Erotica
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. Fantasy or Reality?
    by kooleyes 41 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 21 9:13 PM. In Love, Erotica, Contest, Adult
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. Sensual Woman
    by Historically Here 47 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 26 10:42 AM. In Adult, Erotica, Contest
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  7. Sex Drive
    by UnknownFemale 31 lines, 17 comments, on Feb 9 1:18 PM. In Adult, Erotica, Sensual, Longing, Romance, Personal., Self
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  8. Down and dirty (Adult)
    by Koromone 35 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 14 1:39 PM. In Adult, Erotica
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  9. I am yours
    by YesterdaysDreams 39 lines, 10 comments, on Feb 9 12:34 AM. In Erotica
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

Entries [11]

1 - 11 of 11
  • feelin freaky
    by Stephy McSteph 11 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 14 2:16 PM. In Adult
    • Commented on by judge.
  • lostlust
    She is checking out the reality,
    drifted by a faceless man,
    by mashaw 10 lines, 1 comment, on Feb 9 3:13 PM
    • Commented on by judge.

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