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Computer Crash Funny Contest

Okay someone sent this to my email.
My youngest sister.

Here is what she wrote with it.


"Sorry I can't work today. As something
has crashed on my computer,
and the mouse is missing too."


So take it where you want.
But only 10 lines.

Make me laugh.

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on January 25
  • Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 100, Bronze: 75, Honorable mention: 7 people
  • Final notes:
    THank you for entering this contest for the picture.. Please keep your quills writing.

    Riftkin

Contest Winners

  1. Nap
    Rest my little kitten
    your mouse will be there when you wake
    by Karl Weiss - Topaz 11 lines, 2 comments, on Jan 13 3:40 PM. In Contest, Love, Life, Thoughts, Nature
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Kitty’s Special Day
    Poor pussy exhausted from pressing all those keys
    learning from watching owner’s computer way,
    by penman 13 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 13 2:56 PM. In Other, Humor
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. a's;dlfkgjh
    I caught my cat “IM”ing on yahoo yesterday.
    I’m not sure who she was talking to or what she had to say.
    by KayJay 14 lines, 9 comments, on Jan 16 8:34 PM. In Humor, Nature, Animals
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. Error: Unable to find finalist item 4967175, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  5. ~astral plane~
    by Lady Eventide 22 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 13 3:05 PM. In Cute
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. Error: Unable to find finalist item 4951099, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  7. Hairball computing
    hee hee i know its bad but my writing is rusty now.
    by Spiritual Poet 15 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 13 10:03 PM. In Contest, Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  8. Catastrophe.(Etheree)
    Silly but nice shape.
    by Billbard 9 lines, 1 comment, on Jan 24 7:34 PM. In Contest
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  9. A Lesson in Serenity
    by toomysterious 14 lines, 6 comments, on Jan 17 10:28 PM. In humour, life
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  10. pussyporn
    see the mouse behind the lid?
    i guess you don't
    by poetofda21stcentury 10 lines, 1 comment, on Jan 24 9:44 PM. In Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  11. Error: Unable to find finalist item 4950887, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]

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  • Cant force beloved
    January 13
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    cute kitty.


    • Riftkin gold member
      January 13
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      Thank you.. it look like a great picture for a contest


  • Karl Weiss - Topaz gold member
    January 13
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    Oh my God if that isn't the cutest thing I ever saw. I'm luaghing so hard i may pee my pants.


    • Riftkin gold member
      January 13
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      I thought you might get a sweet kick out of this one.


  • poeticcaresses
    January 13
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    OMG that's CUTE! I'm not sure if I can write to it... thinking on it but that picture is absolutely adorable!


  • penman gold member
    January 25
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    Thank you for the silver. Congratulations to all the winners.

  • poetofda21stcentury
    January 25
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    computer crash funny contest by Riftkin

    thanx for the honorable mention.by the way i thought that pix was
    hilarious and no i don't spend any real time watching porn although sometimes I can't avoid it on the stupid pop ups.I try and lock them all out but some idiot still manages to bypass my effort.


  • daviscth silver member
    January 25
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    Thanks for the HM sweetie and congrats to the others.


  • Poetryintheblood gold member
    January 25
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    Thank you for hosting the contest, and for awarding me a HM, Congrats to the other winners also, Josie

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