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where did all the good poetry go?

requirements:

good poetry.
no rhyme unless you can do it like fucking jesus.
i want it between ten and forty lines.
--if you pull a ten liner it better be pro.fucking.found.


i have a very small bullshit tolerance.
if you enter cliché shit, or generic "i cut my wrists because i'm sad booohooo"...or..."everybody hates me, i'm so different" then i will disqualify you.

i'm not in the mood for "poetry" i could throw together in five minutes.

i don't really enjoy dirty pretty but i haven't seen it in awhile..so if you do it WELL then go for it.
but i will bitch at you if i don't like it.

the prompt is up to you.
i'm going to supply a few, but if you feel divinely inspired..you should do it how you do.

i love poetry with everything i have.
it's probably why i'm so angry about all of the new cliché dumb shit that's ravaging this site

my favorites are amazing.
i encourage them all to enter.

i encourage everyone to enter.

anyway.

prompts:

the self
human nature
symmetry
chaos
death [[digression: (NOT EMO BITCH DEATH)]]
life
social conventions
natural selection
cards

anything really.
keep looking at the prompts
they're subject to change


i don't care about form.
structure, chaos. whatever.

just make it good.
please.

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on February 15
  • Rewards: Gold: 1369
  • Final notes:
    Congrats to all

Contest Winners

  1. by Guapia 18 lines, 5 comments, on Dec 25 4:06 PM 2008. In Life, Love
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Error: Unable to find finalist item 4896131, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  3. lips oozing bitter sweetness
    chameleon eyes full of deception
    by IrishGypsyRose 27 lines, 11 comments, on Dec 25 7:28 PM 2008. In Personal, Life, Society, Thoughts
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. by blackday 40 lines, 13 comments, on Dec 25 11:34 PM 2008. In Comtemporary
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. by stasis 86 lines, 11 comments, on Dec 26 7:18 PM 2008. In personal, thoughts, weird, pain, noguest
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. I stand above the
    chute and use the
    by arafura 34 lines, 17 comments, on Dec 26 4:19 AM 2008
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  7. It had cemented orchid breath,
    the kind you only get when
    by lie 32 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 27 12:02 AM 2008
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  8. by Envelope 34 lines, 12 comments, on Dec 30 2:57 PM 2008
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  9. by Immortal Obscurity 33 lines, 17 comments, on Dec 28 1:38 PM 2008. In Adult, Pain, Other
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  10. When we came to the cantina every afternoon she would come
    four years old and as bold as bold could be.
    by Swan song 52 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 29 11:53 PM 2008. In Life
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  11. by Ryno 80 lines, 12 comments, on Jan 5 7:19 PM
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  12. by Fug-azi 27 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 7 10:27 AM. In Thoughts, Life, Society
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  13. by Fianna Black 14 lines, 17 comments, on Jan 7 9:34 PM. In Nature, Thoughts, Life
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  14. This Lohri,
    cremating rowdy boys'
    by Raazi 28 lines, 1 comment, on Jan 18 2:14 PM
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  15. Simple skin-ridges, a minotaur's safeguard,
    create the only face you can ever bear.
    by Zeprina-Jaz 23 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 18 2:37 PM. In Thoughts, Contest, Weird
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  16. Outside, a car radio blares with talk
    of the demise of civil society, the door of silence
    by grammabuff 37 lines, 7 comments, on Jan 19 4:34 PM. In Life, Contest
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  17. You said I didn’t know my words
    Intimately, so rather I assume yours
    by jtgerhardt 14 lines, 1 comment, on Jan 19 6:44 PM
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  18. Error: Unable to find finalist item 4971371, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]

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  • Immortal Obscurity Greeters member
    December 25, 2008
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    Bookmarked

  • the sepia vitamin
    December 25, 2008
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    I can't write "poetry", nevermind "good poetry", haha.


  • Envelope
    December 25, 2008
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    hahah your contests always make me smile


    • shirk
      December 25, 2008
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      i was hoping you would take a looksee

      and then enter.
      pretty pretty sugar gumdrop please?


      • Envelope
        December 25, 2008
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        weeeeeeeeeeeeeellll if you're going to act all cute and beg like that


        then definitely probably maybe

        yea i'll whip up something special for you

        • shirk
          December 25, 2008
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          :]]]]]]
          merry fucking christmas to me!

          thankee!
          i miss your writing.


          • Envelope
            December 25, 2008
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            gah what a terrible holiday

            don't worry I tore down that giant brick wall that was covering my page =P


            • shirk
              December 25, 2008
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              i hate the hollidays.

              i miss your humor too, smartass.
              ;p

              i know i know i'm a lazy bum.
              everytime i get on AP forrealz i read something of yours.

              i just don't ever ever in the whole wide world get on anymore.

              except for now.


  • AliceinPoetryLand gold member
    December 25, 2008
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    Well there are those poetic wannabees like me here, that's why

    • shirk
      December 25, 2008
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      Oh hush. I believe you've one a contest of mine before.

      At least placed.


  • morgana raven Greeters member
    December 25, 2008
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    This contest made me laugh, not a spiteful one, but i love the wording. I won't find myself entering unfortunatly, unless i find myself somewhat amazingly inspired before it ends.
    Great contest though, ill be checking back for the winner to see if your rules were met.
    Laura.


  • Ryno
    December 26, 2008
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    Okay. Now I am not entering.

    • shirk
      December 26, 2008
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      Whyyy?

      • Ryno
        December 26, 2008
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        Because I am nothing compared to to all these writers !


        • shirk
          December 29, 2008
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          if you don't enter,
          i'm going to be sooooo pissed off at you.

          YOU BETTER ENTER DAMNIT

          i love your writing.

          seriously.
          super pissed.

          *GLARES AT*

          • Ryno
            December 30, 2008
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            uh oh

            • shirk
              December 30, 2008
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              PERIOD

            • shirk
              January 4
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              seriously.

              if you didn't enter, i'mma cry.

              • Ryno
                January 5
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                i havent entered yet, but i will

              • Ryno
                January 5
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                okay. you better be happy. i entered and it was crap too.

                • shirk
                  January 5
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                  stinker, you never do crappy poetry!


                  • Ryno
                    January 6
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                    erm, no seriously. wait until you see this piece. its cliche beyond cliche really horribly done.

                    i only wrote it because i wanted to write for your contest, i just ran out of juice

                    • shirk
                      January 6
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                      if you say something bad about your poetry
                      one mo' gain...

                      i'll cut you.

                      <3

                      • Ryno
                        January 6
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                        please. i would rather not be cut.

                        and honest, this piece is horrid

                        • shirk
                          January 6
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                          ryaaaan..
                          i hate to have to do this...but...

                          /cut

                        • shirk
                          January 6
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                          ooh..and..

                          WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING TO ME ON MSN?


  • bloved
    December 27, 2008
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    "death [[digression: (NOT EMO BITCH DEATH)]]"

    Hahahah, that's eliminating more than half of the "poets" on this site.

    I will try to give this contest a shot. Even if my work might be considered shit, I might get some contructive criticism. It can't be that bad.


    • shirk
      December 29, 2008
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      i don't bite.

      hard.

      well that's a lie.

      i do.

      i wish people would take my advice and not rhyme.
      i get really irritated when people try to give me things that
      a two year old can rhyme.

  • judmc
    January 5
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    Good Poetry

    Try looking among the pre-writes


  • Bosiarbooger gold member
    January 5
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    I have long hair I am a sandal wearing carpenter and I write rhyming poetry be nice to me if I enter or I'll tell my brother Jesus

  • *has to come up with something worthy of this contest*

    • shirk
      January 6
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      everything you got, babycakes.
      :]

      love youuu.

      • I've got some potentially interesting thoughts lately. too bad I'm not feeling brief so I ruin them by the end of my long pieces, oops. *blushes*


        • shirk
          January 6
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          then just cut that shit up!
          haha.

          naaah. you don't ruin nothin'.
          have you entered my contest, hmmm? :3


  • Alfred E. Neuman
    January 20
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    I can't believe you got so many entries after that warm invitation. But hey, it's nice to finally meet the supreme judge of what good poetry is. I'm off to read your poetry and it better be pro.fucking.found.


  • Immortal Obscurity Greeters member
    February 16
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    thank you for the contest of awesomeness. lemme know if you decide to do another

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