This is for anyone with an insane sense of humor, all the holiday haters, the lonely, and the pessimists. I want tales of Christmas terror, rewritten Christmas carols or stories with twisted humor, anything that takes the warmness and light out of Christmas. Dark writes are almost mandatory; think Nightmare Before Christmas, or the god awful B flick, Black Xmas, anything along those lines. I just want sad, crazy, scary, heartbreaking, dark, cold, creepy Christmas writes!!! lol
Standard rules apply. No porno poetry, no cussing like a rap star, must fit the contest-if it's frilly and pink, I will kill it. haha
Have fun, and amaze me with your writes!
Points will be added, but I have two other contests going at the same time, and have run out of points for the time being.
Everyone should send much love to Starz of Heaven for donating 1000 points to the contest!!! You are awesome. 
Standard rules apply. No porno poetry, no cussing like a rap star, must fit the contest-if it's frilly and pink, I will kill it. haha
Have fun, and amaze me with your writes!
Points will be added, but I have two other contests going at the same time, and have run out of points for the time being.
Everyone should send much love to Starz of Heaven for donating 1000 points to the contest!!!
You are awesome.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on January 7
- Rewards: Gold: 500, Silver: 250, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 7 people
- Final notes: This was a fun contest. I am working on commenting all entries; I'm very tired at present, but wanted to go ahead and judge. So leave your poem in if you want a comment! lol Congrats to the winners. You all did a great job.
Contest Winners
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Absinthe kisses leave me
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On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to meby Tony El Great 115 lines, 16 comments, on Dec 20 7:26 PM 2008. In Humor, Life, Society
Bronze trophy winner
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Hear the jingle bells,
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Twas the night before Christmas
And all throught the padby The Molt 134 lines, 3 comments, on Dec 23 7:37 PM 2008. In Christmas, fun, enjoyableness
Honorable mention
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by sharptooth 16 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 6 3:20 PM 2008. In adult, christmas parody Honorable mention
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Gold trophy winner
Silver trophy winner
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didn't really cry on christmas. it's just a good title for the poem.by coolkid69 20 lines, on Dec 20 10:28 PM 2008• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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He dragged her to basement
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by amaranthine lover 24 lines, 3 comments, on Dec 25 9:49 AM 2008. In Contemporary, Contest, Dark, Fantasy, Abstract, noguest• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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blood an guts are flying around
a head rolls by leaving a trail of innards on the groundby darkangelmiyuki 11 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 6 9:52 PM• Commented on by judge.
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Thanks so much for the honorable mention! Congratulations to the winners.
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thank you for the HM! congrats to all the winners!
annie
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