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Dear therapist...

I read a poem by one of my favorite poets and it turned out to be dedicated to her shrink. It was a really...quaint...piece of work.

What I want is a poem dedicated to a real/imaginary shrink.

It must be:

-Random
-Crazy
-Weird

but it must also have a point, a clear idea, something like a calculated madness that allows me to understand what you think about mental healthcare in general or in a specific period of time or a specific place.

You can write about spiders humping rainbows, but it better have a point to it.

Go nuts with it!

EXTRA CHALLENGE:

You're a time traveller, but you're the only one who knows. You were forced to see a shrink because people thought you were just crazy. Wrtie from that point of view. Include what time period and place you are from.

Points will be added if I am impressed.

Rules:

-1 entry per person
-No prewrites
-Nothing emo
-Spellcheck
-No form restriction but more than 5 lines.
-Fresh, original Imagery

GO CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on January 6
  • Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 200, Bronze: 80
  • Final notes:
    Unfortunately, the craziness must end at some point. I enjoyed reading all the entries. Thank you to everyone who entered. Keep it crazy!

Contest Winners

  1. I wish I had the ability
    to be happy
    by blue ampersand 50 lines, 5 comments, on Dec 23 9:07 AM 2008. In Thoughts, Weird
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. by Dienush 56 lines, 6 comments, on Dec 23 8:29 AM 2008. In Dedication, Personal
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. by onerios13 54 lines, 20 comments, on Dec 30 4:54 AM 2008. In Adult, Weird, cat therapy
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • Catie Sheeran gold member
    December 23, 2008
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    hmm...I wrote a poem about my shrink just a couple days ago. weird...and I though I was being creative...lol. Its not crazy tho...maybe random


  • Immortal Obscurity gold member
    December 23, 2008
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    Spiders humping rainbows Lol!


  • AceOSpades
    January 5
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    Man if this contest had prewrites i'd have the perfect thing... ah well, cool idea though.


  • Dienush
    January 6
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    thank you!


  • onerios13
    January 7
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    Thank you for the nod. Greatly appreciate it.

    Congrats to everyone!

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