I finally made it back after being gone from the site for a few months. I have had a lot of things going on while I was gone and I could use some cheering up. Please enter and put a smile on my face. The poets on this site have never let me down in the past, and I am sure they won't let me down now. The most important thing in this contest is to have fun.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on January 3
- Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 100, Bronze: 75, Honorable mention: 5 people
- Final notes: Thank you all for entering my contest. You have raised my spirits and that is what I needed. One thing you will find out about me is that I have very different sense of humor. The selections chosen for the trophies may surprise some people, but than again, maybe they won't. They are however the ones that I thought were the funniest.
Contest Winners
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The one that got away...• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to meby Tony El Great 115 lines, 16 comments, on Dec 20 7:26 PM 2008. In Humor, Life, Society
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Henry loved his sticky toffee,
treacle pudding, cream banoffee.by passim 79 lines, 44 comments, on May 12 11:11 AM 2008. In Children's, Fun. Humour, Humor. Honorable mention
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Gold trophy winner
Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Entries [53]
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Having drinks at the Ritz
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Confuciuos motor mouth.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Chapter 37 of those Continuing
Adventures of Trixie the Peskyby Pietro456 60 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 21 4:48 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. -
Detract the umbilical cord
Unplug the telephone cordby Sandra R Reynolds 19 lines, 9 comments, on Jan 6 3:33 PM 2008. In Contest• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
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I used to enjoy playing video games,
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Ho ho, fu-------ing ho
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by liltandrhyme 17 lines, 15 comments, on Nov 2 11:16 AM 2008
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I wake up in the morning and then recall –
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My Alice, she does meditation ...• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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The father of nuclear physics ....by words-n-stuff 9 lines, 11 comments, on Sep 25 12:26 PM 2008
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Crustmore Steer could disappear
He could fade-away at will ! ....
by words-n-stuff 33 lines, 6 comments, on Dec 3 7:32 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I never thought I’d see the day
That I’d be wearing a size eight.by Gods Child 19 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 12 2:14 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I just finished workin', south of the Rio Grande.
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Bashing through the snow
stomping feet along the wayby Darkwell 40 lines, 9 comments, on Dec 16 10:39 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
swinging wild, way to be
upside down and spinning freeby Darkwell 18 lines, 12 comments, on Dec 12 2:10 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
some are big some are small some bend left right or just stand tallby Darkwell 22 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 25 1:44 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Twas the night of the blizzard
and all through the houseby ears2hearyou 30 lines, 8 comments, on Dec 22 12:41 AM 2008. In Contest, Humor, Humour, Nature, Happiness, Family, Friendship, Spiritual• Commented on by judge. -
No store is save when I am on the loose
I search on every shell• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
With his new ginger feather cut
he had the head of a hawk• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Late Christmas Eve when all was still
And the room was dark as night• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
The cat that played baseball was once on my team,
everyone said he was very mean.by Dargian 12 lines, 7 comments, on Dec 6 6:05 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Is that a warthog up in that tree?
Goodness me, how can it be?• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
So how are you doing
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Chapter 2 of the Adventures of Black Angus, the Special Messenger of God.by Pietro456 42 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 23 7:57 PM 2008• Commented on by judge.
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by everyone1 30 lines, 14 comments, on Dec 26 9:02 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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There is a working man from Bury
Six hundred men under him directly• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
There’s a man who caught his wife in bed
With his friends so he shot them all dead• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
A lady once married a gangster
It was in the month of December• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I Googled myself
just to make sure i'm valid.by lisapoet 14 lines, 46 comments, on Nov 15 10:13 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
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A fam’ly outing to the pool,
high summer fun, to splash, get cool!by Mirthryl 36 lines, 11 comments, on Oct 5 8:59 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Bedtime Pleasuresby bird on the wire 118 lines, 2 comments, on Jan 1 1:40 PM• Commented on by judge.
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It is no wonder why foreigners love this locality
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Drunk or sober?
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There once was a boy who always laughed
by Lisa. 6 lines, 6 comments, on Jan 3 7:16 PM• Commented on by judge. -
Moral of the story, don't enter a house without permission, or poeple might attack you with kitchenware.• Not viewed by judge. Prewrite
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