Hiya Folks,
Well it's that time of year again and I'm up for a bit of fun!
What I would like to see here are your versions of any Christmas Carol but with a difference as the title suggests, I want Twisted Christmas Songs.
Make them gory, silly, funny or just plain gross I don't care! If you don't want to do the whole carol just do the chorus or the first 2 verses or whatever.
You can write them to the tune of a carol and just change the words or you can re-write the whole carol. Please write the name of the original carol in the AN so I know how the tune is meant to go.
YOU CAN ENTER A TWISTED CHRISTMAS POEM IF YOU DON'T WANT TO REWRITE A CAROL.
Rules
No bashing!
No gold winning pre-writes.
Any style accepted.
Sticky caps fine.
Swearing fine but don't overdo it please.
Pictures welcome.
Make sure your work is readable - no red on black or busy backgrounds. If I can't read it I can't judge it and you won't win.
My decision is final!
Have fun poets!!!
Love
Mystic-angel. x
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on December 17, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 600, Silver: 450, Bronze: 300, Honorable mention: 9 people
- Final notes: Thanks to you all for entering this contest. I have had so many excellent entries and would have liked to have given out many more HM's but sadly I just don't have the points to spare or I would have.
The winning entries made me laugh out loud and I thank you all for your wonderful efforts.
To all the rest you deserved a trophy for your fine entries and I thank you all for entering.
Merry Christmas to you all.
Blessings!
Mystic-angel. x
Contest Winners
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by Immortal Obscurity 30 lines, 10 comments, on Nov 24 10:10 PM 2008. In Humour, Weird
Gold trophy winner
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Deck the stalls with rolls of charmin
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Joy to the world! The food has come;
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As I lay here I began to think about everything.
Tired of being lied to so I don't care what life bring.
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Twas the night before X-Mas all through the house
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by blondeoverblue 46 lines, 7 comments, on Dec 5 4:07 PM 2008. In Erotica, Humor, Weird
Honorable mention
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This was written cause I am tired of hearing the same 'ol Christmas songs every year. -.-by UnManned4Ever 78 lines, 15 comments, on Nov 21 12:57 PM 2008. In Humor, Personal, Weird Honorable mention
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Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Entries [24]
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by afullmetalwar 8 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 2 10:56 AM 2008. In Adult• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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twas the week before Easter
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by Billbard 3 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 5 10:58 AM 2008. In Twisted Xmaz tune• Commented on by judge.
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Presenting Santa's grandbaby Born last Christmas dayby Judith Chandler 35 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 19 11:31 AM 2007. In Contest• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by Vera Rich 47 lines, 11 comments, on Dec 19 6:00 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Was I really dreaming
Santa climbed my Christmas treeby Mubbs 35 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 8 6:01 PM 2008• Commented on by judge.
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Comments
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when u say'twisted carols/poems'
can i enter a twisted christmas poem??????
Anagha -
I know some twisted Christmas songs but they aren't written by me.
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Could we enter a twisted christmas poem????
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Thank you for the bronze. Congratulations to all the winners
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Ooooh, thank you so very much for the honour of gold! Congrats to all the winners, and my best wishes for a safe and happy Christmas!
Love and light,
Laura x
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