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Santa's Been A Bad Boy. ( Adult )

Hi Everyone,
As you can see, Santa has been a very Naughty Boy, so what I want is your version of what's going on in the picture, please don't say he's having a good perv, I can see that Lol, take it anywhere you want but please don't make it pornographic, humor is the key here.


Points:
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400 points + a Gold trophy to first place.
100 points + a Silver trophy to second place.
75 points + a Bronze trophy to third place.



Rules:
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Pre writes allowed if pertaining to contest only.
No sticky caps.
Nothing inappropriate, contest does not call for it in any way, meaning rape, suicide, pornography,cutting, dark ( meaning overly detailed or gruesome ).
Make all text able to be read please.
Enter once only, and please do not reserve spots.
Label all writes correctly.

Thank you, and looking forward to your entries, Josie

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on December 8, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 100, Bronze: 75
  • Final notes:
    Thank you for your fun entries, Congrats to the winners, Josie

Contest Winners

  1. by Griswold 44 lines, 11 comments, on Nov 30 10:55 PM 2008. In Contest, Adult, Humor
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. by desiresdelight 12 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 30 10:51 PM 2008. In Adult, hahahaha
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. All of a sudden there was a loud crash
    I jumped off the bed and landed on my ass
    by lordoftherings 123 lines, 32 comments, on Dec 13 4:03 PM 2004. In Personal, Erotica, Adult humor
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  4. by penman 40 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 1 3:29 AM 2008. In Other, Adult, Humor
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. by ennovy 24 lines, 3 comments, on Dec 1 3:30 PM 2008. In Erotica, Fantasy, Thoughts, Humor, Sexual
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. by jul 12 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 6 8:53 PM 2008. In Adult, Contest, Sensual, Humour, Erotica
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  7. by Yorkshire kevin 20 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 30 3:52 AM 2008. In Adult, xmas poem, Thoughts, Humour
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

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  • kitsmith
    November 30, 2008
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    ho ho ho?


  • ea silver member
    December 1, 2008
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    These do look suspiciously like reindeer butts.


  • Lonely Christina
    December 1, 2008
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    omggg! lol thts hilarious


  • Griswold gold member
    December 8, 2008
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    Thank you for deeming my humble entry worthy of the Gold, i appreciate it. Thank you for a fun contest as well...Scott