I want poems that will make me do a gut busting laugh. I want to laugh so hard I cry or want to roll on the ground. I need a smile to be brought to my face.
Now the dreaded rules:
1. NO erotica/adult poetry
2. PLEASE try not to cuss too much
3. ONE entry per person
I only have 400 points. I will add points as time goes by.
Sorry I have not been reading a lot lately. Things got busy all of a sudden. I will try to get this judged before I leave town on Friday the 19th.
Now the dreaded rules:
1. NO erotica/adult poetry
2. PLEASE try not to cuss too much
3. ONE entry per person
I only have 400 points. I will add points as time goes by.
Sorry I have not been reading a lot lately. Things got busy all of a sudden. I will try to get this judged before I leave town on Friday the 19th.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on December 17, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 75, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 3 people
- Final notes: All your entries were hilarious. I wish I could let you all win. I enjoyed reading your poetry. You are all winners in my book. Continue writing awesome poetry.
Contest Winners
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by Freed by Mercy 29 lines, 26 comments, on Jun 3 8:49 PM 2007. In Birthday, Humor
Bronze trophy winner
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He is the greatest / He is the ultimate / Of all things / And of all beings. / In him I move / And have my being. / He rarely smiles, / But if ever he smiles / I liquefy; / I petrify / If stony a• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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Gold trophy winner
Silver trophy winner
Honorable mention
Entries [23]
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a poem about a banana... what more can I say?• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I’m a goofy goober
A goofy goober I amby FleetingImage 14 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 29 6:30 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
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by Black Narcissus 21 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 30 1:27 AM 2008. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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in the bush
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I went in the bathroom
and took a seat,by Poetess12 33 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 8 2:35 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. -
This was written cause I am tired of hearing the same 'ol Christmas songs every year. -.-• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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My dear friend and guide,
I love you.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Oneth by land, twoth by sea, threeth have no talent on America's Got Talent.
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I think I’m starting a love affair with Natalie Imbruglia. Somewhere between Torn and Beauty on the Fire, a surreal drug trance settled over the darkness in the room. Between the sheets, my toes curled and a soft sigh escap• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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White, oh the list!
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the way you talk to your friends
when you joke with them about sexual thingsby Jenn-Swenson 22 lines, 1 comment, on Dec 7 3:23 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
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Thanks for the bronze trophy!
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