Something to amuse me. Especially since Christmas is only a few languid days of horror away. That's always good for a laugh, sickening sentimentality bubbling over. After all, there's a recession, the bankers won't be getting their usual hundreds of thousands in bonuses, the US rednecks have to face up to the fact that their next president is only 50% white, and lots of lower middle class people will be homeless, just like the traditional poor. So just a few sarcy lines would be nice. Extra points if I piss myself.
Don't make spelling mistakes. You know that makes me SICK and ANGRY.
Don't make spelling mistakes. You know that makes me SICK and ANGRY.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on January 23
- Rewards: Gold: 400
- Final notes: Sadly, so many of the entrants wouldn't know what sarcasm was if it came and bit them on the arse. The winners did, however. If I weren't so mean I'd have added a couple of honourable mentions.
Contest Winners
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My own twisted spin on Frosty the Snowman• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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America!
What is essential?• Commented on by judge. [remove]
Gold trophy winner
Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Entries [21]
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Americans choose words that are usually demeaning
Phrases like “kickass” are devoid of any feelingby judmc 13 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 26 5:31 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. -
What a painful delight to see those who have so much gain some agony,
The stockbrokers and their clients crying,by Myheartbeats 11 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 26 6:37 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. -
I wonder if Jesus ever asked for gift receipts
when he received frankincense and myrrhby JenessaRiann 26 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 26 7:33 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. -
Santa, Santa on the wall,
stop being such a hoe!by joe jonas wife 21 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 26 11:12 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. -
wall street broken
main street flooded• Commented on by judge. -
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Roses be red,
Christmas been over fo' awhile.by ScreaminMime 6 lines, 1 comment, on Jan 1 8:04 AM. In Contest, Fantasy, Humor, Spiritual, Weird, My own style, Humour• Commented on by judge. -
Oh, what a wonderful life-
life is full of sooooooo many "friends"by wbiro 25 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 1 12:27 PM. In Philosophy, Psychology, Politics, Sarcasm, Double Entendre
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Satan takes off his goat costume after halloween
Weens into his Santa getup like a model on the runawayby Lion-Serpent 17 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 16 1:20 AM• Commented on by judge. -
We stay up until midnight,
Counting down the seconds,• Commented on by judge. -
sit back and watch with your own two eyes
watch your nation become Americanized.• Commented on by judge. -
They clasped our cheques with crooked hands,
And sold us worthless shares and lands;by Azgar 3 lines, 2 comments, on Jan 10 5:18 AM• Commented on by judge.
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More like four weeks.
Great contest idea.
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Wow.
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Having recourse to the rules/regs I can't see why, Edna, you should change your closing date to Jan 2. There can be no more entries because the system closes the contest down automatically at the original date (DEC 19 or whenever). If you are going off on a bender for the season, why not tell us not to hold our breaths, we can understand that. Happy Holiday.
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Well no.
1) There CAN be more entries as long as the contest is open.
2) But that's not why. The problem is I have a new laptop which doesn't have the necessary Adobe Java program on it. Without this I am prevented from moving entries about to put them in order. So I shall either have to ask a mod to do it for me or go to an internet caff! So please be patient and not a grumps. Also Happy Christmas. -
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Happy Christmas - I am a grump and an old one at that. You wouldn't want me to change my essential character would you??? Would you?
PS I thought you could download all that Java stuff from somewhere or other - have you Googled? If not, what's that mess on the floor?
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Wow, this contest is already over and it's not even Christmas yet...Sarcasm, ha...ha.
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