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"and now for something completely different..."

There must be some Python fans out there!! 

 

I've been a fan since I was a teenager- yeah back when the wheel was still square...  Anyway, I'm hosting a contest based on the idiocy, subtlety (at times) and brilliance of thier special brand of humor.

 

Anything goes- from dead parrots ("No, he's just sleeping...") to crunchy frogs in chocolate samplers ("You don't de-bone them?"  "Well, then it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?") to inane arguments ("I came here for an argument!"  "No, you didn't...").  Just a few reminders for the folks who know the skits- really, take it anywhere!!  For the uninitiated, you can check the "The Philosopher's Song" at the bottom for a taste!

 

Just anything that comes to mind whether it's Python related or not- lookin' only for humor!

 

 

-100 words or so

-label as Adult, if applicable

-have fun!

 

âImmanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel

and Wittgenstien was a beery slime who was just as sloshed as Schlegel. 

There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya‘ bout the raising of the wrist…

Socrates himself was permanently pissed. 

John Stuart Mill of his own free will

on a half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato they say could stick it away

half a crate of whisky everyday

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle

Wilkes was fond of his dram

and Rene Descartes was a drunken fart,

“I drink, therefore I am.” 

As Socrates himself is particularly missed…

a lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed.

  

 

 

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on December 3, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 500, Silver: 300, Bronze: 200, Honorable mention: 7 people
  • Final notes:
    ABSOLUTE RUBBISH!!! As a barrister, I intend to prosecute each of you to the fullest extent of the law. Protest if you like- you can put it in the hands of your attorney, but it'll never stand up in court (cross-dressing judges skit)!

    Super-colosally, mega-unbelievably, hyper-earth shakingly (somewhat) funny stuff!

    Thank you all- now remember the instructions at the boy's school (modified version): "It's really quite simple, when gym is finished you move your coat to the lower peg, take off your right shoe followed closely by the left, place them in the cubby at the top of your locker... "STOP THAT! It's extraordinarily silly. And you, we need you on stage for a skit- you're not even a proper woman... "DON'T you oppress me, mate!!!"

    Dedicated to the memory of Mr. Graham Chapman, may he rest in peace.

Contest Winners

  1. * I'm a Python Fan *
    In the life of Brian, the scene that comes to mind
    Is with Pontius Pilate, the crowd are not real kind
    by YoursTrulyJulie 14 lines, 11 comments, on Nov 25 8:29 PM 2008. In Humour, Funny, Silly, Monty Python, Weird, Contest
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Monty Memories
    The North face of the Kilburn Road
    Has never once been climbed
    by cricketjeff 40 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 18 3:14 PM 2008. In Humour, Humor, Monty Python
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Arthur
    Arthur went to Cambridge,
    back when that meant something.
    by george the 23rd 52 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 18 2:50 PM 2008. In Life, Friendship, memorable co-workers, #2 in a series, Noguest
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. The artist that is my bum
    I do believe it's an art
    the Pro-Cess of emitting a fart
    by isabellacohen 23 lines, 12 comments, on Nov 18 6:41 AM 2008. In Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. Bunny, Greed, Revengeance, he...he...he
    "I hate you and your pink belly bunny to!"
    "You hate me, leave the bunny out of it!"
    by wolfwatcher 65 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 18 7:58 AM 2008
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. The Failed Joke Sketch.
    by Black Narcissus 63 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 18 4:52 AM 2008. In Humor, Contest
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  7. Oh My Hormel
    What height of canned succulence
    Monty Python clan did bring
    by penman 22 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 18 8:17 AM 2008. In Other, Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  8. Ernie the Other-Half-A-Bee
    by Ceridwens Soul 38 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 18 11:41 AM 2008. In Adult, Monty Python, Humor, Contest
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  9. A Show called Monty
    Fish Fish chop Chop
    by Antipodi 26 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 18 5:15 PM 2008. In Contemporary, Humor, Life, Weird
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  10. Soul Confusion
    my shadow
    a constant and unconditional Sancho Panza
    by Man of Harlech 16 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 25 11:03 AM 2008. In Humor, Contest, Thoughts
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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