Well this is my second contest in a while and this was inspired by a poem i wrote:
http://allpoetry.com/poem/4776275
and the wise idea of my friend and fellow poet: ears2hearyou
Prompt is Simple
we want your best or worst excuse,
SOBER or Intoxicated
For any occasion, wedding, birthdays,
that time you felt up your cousin
when you were younger cause ya thought
you weren't related. .... ummmm she was my third cousin!
(oh come on, she was hot, leave me alone)
WHAT? omg...
co-judge ears falls faint upon the floor!
Well anyway WE wanna know you
be creative here
and that is what this contest is going to be.
there are no limits to how many words or lines
you can have, just be creative.
Have fun, and let your MUSE OUT ...
let's laugh our brains out together!
Celebrate our humanity.
THE BEST OF THE WORST EXCUSES you have ever heard or used!
Now there are a few rules,
1)NO STICKY CAPS!!!!!!!
2) no prewrites, sorry.
3) spell check is a friend
and so is the grammar fairy,
thou she hasn't been around
me ever since that time in the shed, i feel so used.
4)be creative
Ears will be helping me judge this contest.
She is a nice person when she is not holding you at gun point
to hold a contest (holds up a help me sign) not like now,
i am doing this all of my own free will. so please enter,
i am very attracted to the part of me she is pointing the gun at.
(oh, for gawd's sake- would you stop already..slowly cocking the trigger-ears2hearyou)
just let the poets go and write!
and please...don't tease the bunny!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on December 5, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 4000, Silver: 2000, Bronze: 1000
- Final notes: i would like to thank all that have joined that contest, YOU all made this very hard for me to judge but i still thank you. Creative poems. Congratulates to the winners and to everyone else hope to see you in my next series of contest coming soon to an Ap new you, keep it flowing and thank you for your time
Contest Winners
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Gosh boss I know it looks bad,
but there is a good reason• Commented on by judge. [remove] -
I don't have my report miss.
My parents, you ask.by SecretPsychology 26 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 18 12:26 PM 2008. In Weird, Humor, Teen issues, Family
Bronze trophy winner
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They have eyes, I tell you
they're all looking up at meby 2lullabyhaven 18 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 19 11:45 AM 2008. In Contest• Commented on by judge. [remove] -
the joke...
well i guess it was me..• Commented on by judge. [remove]
Gold trophy winner
Silver trophy winner
Entries [11]
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My heart is cheating on you,
it can no longer stay true.by Velvet Rose Petals 31 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 18 12:22 AM 2008• Commented on by judge. -
Listen ma...
if an excuse is what you seek?by ears2hearyou 17 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 18 7:14 PM 2008. In Contest, Humor, Life, Family, Children, Teenage thinking, Humour, Friendship• Commented on by judge. -
Hey baby, I would help..
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Excuse?
Well it’s quite simple.by Mila7 49 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 20 7:57 PM 2008• Commented on by judge.
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no way am I giving away those secrets! 
Good luck with this!
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B-b-but...awww
Was hoping to learn all you deep dark secrets! Oh wait...I do 
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Don't tell them Bestie!!! Keep my secrets lol
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cute pic
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lol
I will try to muster up something for this.
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Woot! I'll be reading these! Should be fun hunni, good luck
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Very creative, should be a hoot.
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Thank you for the honor of the gold. Congratulations to all the winners.
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