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Contest MENOPAUSAL MOMENTS !! by YoursTrulyJulie

Hello again to all of you fine poets who enjoy humour and rhyme

Just recently I got this pic from a friend via email. I had been having a major whinge to her about my frequent 'hot flushes'

What I would like you to do is to write me something funny in rhyme. Maybe you are going through the same thing or are lucky enough to be over them Or maybe you are a partner of some poor lady who has to jump out of bed in the middle of the night and run around naked outside to cool off (maybe I may have exagerated there slightly)
So...go to it and pen something brilliant, funny and make sure it rhymes please

RULES

RYME ONLY PLEASE
Please mark it appropriately if it is adult content

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on November 23, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 800, Silver: 600, Bronze: 300, Honorable mention: 5 people
  • Final notes:
    Thank you all for entering my contest. I had so much fun reading all your entries and I hope you had fun penning them. They all gave me a giggle. Thanks again.

Contest Winners

  1. Help!!!!
    My word I am so hateful
    I'm in a place called hell
    by Gwenevere 28 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 10 2:14 AM 2008. In Thoughts
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Mid-Life Contraception.
    by artis 30 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 9 9:41 PM 2008. In Life, Thoughts, Longing, Anti-Erotica, Depressed
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. I'm a Real Hot Chick
    I'm so cool
    in my runners and jeans
    Picture
    by Janice M Pickett 28 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 10 2:07 AM 2008
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. How could I dare....?
    by Silent Cougar 29 lines, 10 comments, on Nov 10 4:37 AM 2008. In Humor, Adult
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. Men Oh Pause
    May we men oh, pause for a moment
    Or does that belong to you?
    by faderman1959 18 lines, 13 comments, on Nov 10 4:21 PM 2008. In Humor, Life
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. Menopausal Manic Mess
    by Lady-Pegasus 18 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 11 11:13 PM 2008. In Adult, Contemporary, Contest, Humor, Personal, Weird
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • Recluse Writer gold member
    November 9, 2008
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    OMG Where are you going next Cuz????
    Best wishes for many entries that get ya all flustered.
    Cuz


  • rainyday woman silver member
    November 10, 2008
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    Do you know what it's like to have hot flashes and the Dr telling you your too young for menopause and your hormones are only a little low so it isn't menopause. Right
    Good luck with the contest. I'd enter but I'm not good at the rhyming.
    Cheryl


  • faderman1959
    November 23, 2008
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    Thanks for the HM! I had alot of fun with this contest!

    Contrats to the other winners!


  • Gwenevere
    November 24, 2008
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    Thankyou so much for the Gold.I'm having another flush of excitement , Ros

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